Intimacy: Today, I went to the bowling alley. I have short, stubby fingers,... - FML

By weldingmachine217 - 16/11/2015 21:47 - United States - Blanchard

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Today, I went to the bowling alley. I have short, stubby fingers, and as I looked for a bowling ball that would fit my hand properly, an old man watched me searching, and approached asking, "Is that how you are with women? Fingering them, tossing them in the gutter, and looking for another?" FML

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By bowler - 13/12/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at the bowling alley. The manager was busy and asked if I could wait. Let's just say I've never bowled before, and I wanted to know how deep the hole was on the bowling ball. The interview ended with him spitting on my finger, trying to get it out. FML

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By nothing - 18/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him "Hey, I like your balls." FML

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By thanks dad - 04/01/2018 19:00

Today, I went bowling with my family. When my brother went up to buy a drink refill, the guy at the counter kindly refilled it for free and told him that he thought I was pretty. My dad laughed and shouted, "Pretty ugly!" FML

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By paulwatson93 - 17/05/2011 04:28 - United States

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Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML

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By lexiiiiiiweee - 19/02/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML

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By Michelle - 03/08/2011 06:01 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML

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By moobysrocks - 20/02/2010 18:58 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

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By DF - 26/06/2014 14:58 - Israel - Rehovot

Today, I went bowling with my girlfriend, her sister and her brother-in-law, and her niece. After 10 rounds, I came in last place. Her niece is 3 years old. She got twice as many points as me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2021 23:01 - United States - Portland

Today, I was bowling with a woman I like. At the end of the night, I was trying to decide whether I should ask her out. I went up to her and said, "It was fun bowling with you." She said, "Thank you, Patrick." My name isn't Patrick. FML

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jollyme 19

Tuesday 17 November 2015 9:34

He sounds awesome

HarshD9619 34

Tuesday 17 November 2015 9:33

Old people are awesome

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Silk_Routes 14

Tuesday 17 November 2015 11:10

was he the perfectionist! fyl though

iwanttogotoparis 26

Tuesday 17 November 2015 11:12

I love old people in today's society

BeenIt 5

Tuesday 17 November 2015 11:24

Awesome!!!

idk_rose 25

Tuesday 17 November 2015 11:49

Old people are cool sometimes !

ZaiopePerSe 15

Tuesday 17 November 2015 11:52

how is that anywhere close to a **** my life moment?

elmer505 16

Tuesday 17 November 2015 12:19

He probably sat there all afternoon waiting to use that line.

paginis 8

Wednesday 18 November 2015 15:44

Lane*

ihpp 22

Tuesday 17 November 2015 12:38

old people amuse me! they say the best things.

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 17 November 2015 12:40

And your response... Yeah, I like them round, smooth and with something to hold onto.

anarchymaniac 22

Tuesday 17 November 2015 12:45

What a dick

loubabe69 19

Tuesday 17 November 2015 13:47

Hahaha quick old man.

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