Today, I woke up to a phone with most of my female contacts missing. I think I'm dating a psycho. FML
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bethanyhopkins
| 45
Get out while you can
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LizetteBerenice
| 22
You are.
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1dvs_bstd
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Tarlachia
| 33
You mad, bro?
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Arwen_Evenstar
| 37
I'm glad this comment was so fun to help that along. :)
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FluffyPandas156
| 13
expecting you to see a lot of down votes. Haha But seriously I think we'll stick with FML as Fuck My Life. And tbh. the "you mean your ex" is overused a lot. But to see this I'm laughing.
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Lostboy717
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Finally someone gets it!
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thatnewgirl
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I completely agree with you (minus the change fml to fun my life instead of fuck my life)
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tbro47
| 23
Why so serious #1?
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mrmcleod
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Holy shit brodawg! You have -145 downvotes! Daaaaaaaaayyyyuuuuuuuum!
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jenamalone
| 23
How about be quiet ffs.
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bethanyhopkins
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Get out while you can
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1PersonIsMyWorld
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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lolbash
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Men are not your personal slaves
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shay_serendipity
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#114, are you sure? Because I'm not sure that anyone likes to date the type that are psychos... but maybe that's just me.
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AkashaSC2
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True #114 : they're called "masochistes"...
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4WheelBurnout
| 14
You mam are fucked in the head
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cristy91
| 33
If you're that insecure that you have to delete nearly all female contacts on your partner's phone without their permission then you need to reevaluate your own mentality.
Definitely follow #2s advice, OP
Definitely follow #2s advice, OP
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brand125
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114 - your also fucked, then
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PleasantDino
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@114 do you have any idea of what a healthy relationship is?
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aubamas
| 20
you got your own overly attached girlfriend
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LizetteBerenice
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You are.
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lovelyvampire
| 16
Bitches me crazy
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Greenteamextreme
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#126 - Bitches all me crazy!
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redneck_wolf
| 19
Run and don't look back
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Arwen_Evenstar
| 37
I think that's a symptom of them being bat-crap crazy. In clinical terms.
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iiTzNeeNerz
| 26
Yeah. I think it's time to 'Delete' and 'Block' her.
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1PersonIsMyWorld
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block then delete
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SecretAgent_700
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No, #116, I'm pretty sure it's 'Delete' and then 'Block' just like #8 said.
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Compgeek1996
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More like 'Delete' or 'Exterminate'. Save someone else the trouble of having to deal with her.
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musoboy
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In many cases, 'block' action includes an automatic 'delete' action.
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Cortezthe1st
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I thought the FML was going to end with "I live alone."
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MisterE101
| 9
I felt the same way!
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starile
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This alternate ending gets my vote!
... I'm now a little creeped out.
... I'm now a little creeped out.
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matt721
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You should probably talk to her about this. Because she is probably texting more boys than just you.
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1PersonIsMyWorld
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not necessarily. .. some women just have insecurities and as a result control their man.
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doctorhook86
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#117: You say that like it makes that behaviour okay somehow.
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devildog562
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Her name is 1personismyworld. For some reason I don't think this means Jesus. I've read many of your comment ma'am and I'm truly concerned at your perception on what is healthy in relationships , or life in that matter. To each there own .
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jentrynicole
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Is your Mom still on there?
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CamBam97
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Sucks for you! gl with that