FML : Today, I woke up to a phone with most of my female contacts missing. I think I'm dating a psycho. FML

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Today, I woke up to a phone with most of my female contacts missing. I think I'm dating a psycho. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By FunGhoost / Friday 20 February 2015 13:35 / United States - San Francisco

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By bethanyhopkins | 43

#6207771 - Friday 20 February 2015 16:51

Get out while you can

By LizetteBerenice | 22

#6207773 - Friday 20 February 2015 16:51

You are.

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By 1dvs_bstd | 41

#6207770 - Friday 20 February 2015 16:51

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Tarlachia | 33

#6207775 - Friday 20 February 2015 16:52

You mad, bro?

Arwen_Evenstar | 37

#6207783 - Friday 20 February 2015 16:54

I'm glad this comment was so fun to help that along. :)

FluffyPandas156 | 13

#6207803 - Friday 20 February 2015 17:08

expecting you to see a lot of down votes. Haha But seriously I think we'll stick with FML as Fuck My Life. And tbh. the "you mean your ex" is overused a lot. But to see this I'm laughing.

Lostboy717 | 11

#6207888 - Friday 20 February 2015 19:11

Finally someone gets it!

thatnewgirl | 16

#6207904 - Friday 20 February 2015 19:41

I completely agree with you (minus the change fml to fun my life instead of fuck my life)

tbro47 | 23

#6208017 - Friday 20 February 2015 21:48

Why so serious #1?

mrmcleod | 29

#6208042 - Friday 20 February 2015 22:33

Holy shit brodawg! You have -145 downvotes! Daaaaaaaaayyyyuuuuuuuum!

jenamalone | 23

#6208048 - Friday 20 February 2015 22:50

How about be quiet ffs.

By bethanyhopkins | 43

#6207771 - Friday 20 February 2015 16:51

Get out while you can

1PersonIsMyWorld | 22

#6208060 - Friday 20 February 2015 23:20

some women are like that, if u cant date us then leave us... some men actually like that type of women though.

lolbash | 18

#6208069 - Friday 20 February 2015 23:30

Men are not your personal slaves

shay_serendipity | 29

#6208073 - Friday 20 February 2015 23:36

#114, are you sure? Because I'm not sure that anyone likes to date the type that are psychos... but maybe that's just me.

AkashaSC2 | 11

#6208150 - Saturday 21 February 2015 0:25

True #114 : they're called "masochistes"...

4WheelBurnout | 14

#6208207 - Saturday 21 February 2015 1:51

You mam are fucked in the head

cristy91 | 33

#6208208 - Saturday 21 February 2015 1:54

If you're that insecure that you have to delete nearly all female contacts on your partner's phone without their permission then you need to reevaluate your own mentality.

Definitely follow #2s advice, OP

brand125 | 17

#6208220 - Saturday 21 February 2015 2:04

114 - your also fucked, then

PleasantDino | 22

#6208523 - Saturday 21 February 2015 9:08

@114 do you have any idea of what a healthy relationship is?

aubamas | 20

#6238457 - Friday 20 March 2015 22:13

you got your own overly attached girlfriend

By LizetteBerenice | 22

#6207773 - Friday 20 February 2015 16:51

You are.

lovelyvampire | 16

#6208104 - Saturday 21 February 2015 0:04

Bitches me crazy

Greenteamextreme | 16

#6208586 - Saturday 21 February 2015 12:22

#126 - Bitches all me crazy!

By redneck_wolf | 19

#6207777 - Friday 20 February 2015 16:53

Run and don't look back

By Arwen_Evenstar | 37

#6207778 - Friday 20 February 2015 16:53

I think that's a symptom of them being bat-crap crazy. In clinical terms.

By iiTzNeeNerz | 26

#6207779 - Friday 20 February 2015 16:53

Yeah. I think it's time to 'Delete' and 'Block' her.

1PersonIsMyWorld | 22

#6208062 - Friday 20 February 2015 23:21

block then delete

SecretAgent_700 | 15

#6208365 - Saturday 21 February 2015 4:54

No, #116, I'm pretty sure it's 'Delete' and then 'Block' just like #8 said.

Compgeek1996 | 5

#6208417 - Saturday 21 February 2015 6:11

More like 'Delete' or 'Exterminate'. Save someone else the trouble of having to deal with her.

musoboy | 22

#6208561 - Saturday 21 February 2015 11:09

In many cases, 'block' action includes an automatic 'delete' action.

By Cortezthe1st | 23

#6207781 - Friday 20 February 2015 16:53

I thought the FML was going to end with "I live alone."

MisterE101 | 9

#6207890 - Friday 20 February 2015 19:15

I felt the same way!

starile | 19

#6210624 - Monday 23 February 2015 7:25

This alternate ending gets my vote!
... I'm now a little creeped out.

By matt721 | 8

#6207782 - Friday 20 February 2015 16:53

You should probably talk to her about this. Because she is probably texting more boys than just you.

1PersonIsMyWorld | 22

#6208063 - Friday 20 February 2015 23:22

not necessarily. .. some women just have insecurities and as a result control their man.

doctorhook86 | 24

#6208124 - Saturday 21 February 2015 0:13

#117: You say that like it makes that behaviour okay somehow.

devildog562 | 33

#6208319 - Saturday 21 February 2015 4:17

Her name is 1personismyworld. For some reason I don't think this means Jesus. I've read many of your comment ma'am and I'm truly concerned at your perception on what is healthy in relationships , or life in that matter. To each there own .