By FunGhoost - 20/02/2015 13:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to a phone with most of my female contacts missing. I think I'm dating a psycho. FML
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bethanyhopkins 49
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Get out while you can

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LizetteBerenice 22

You are.

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1dvs_bstd 41

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Tarlachia 33
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You mad, bro?

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Arwen_Evenstar 37
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I'm glad this comment was so fun to help that along. :)

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FluffyPandas156 13
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expecting you to see a lot of down votes. Haha But seriously I think we'll stick with FML as Fuck My Life. And tbh. the "you mean your ex" is overused a lot. But to see this I'm laughing.

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Lostboy717 11

Finally someone gets it!

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thatnewgirl 16

I completely agree with you (minus the change fml to fun my life instead of fuck my life)

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tbro47 23
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Why so serious #1?

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mrmcleod 29
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Holy shit brodawg! You have -145 downvotes! Daaaaaaaaayyyyuuuuuuuum!

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ErinPinelli 24
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How about be quiet ffs.

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bethanyhopkins 49
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Get out while you can

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

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lolbash 18

Men are not your personal slaves

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shay_serendipity 29
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#114, are you sure? Because I'm not sure that anyone likes to date the type that are psychos... but maybe that's just me.

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AkashaSC2 11

True #114 : they're called "masochistes"...

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4WheelBurnout 14
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You mam are fucked in the head

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cristy91 33
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If you're that insecure that you have to delete nearly all female contacts on your partner's phone without their permission then you need to reevaluate your own mentality. Definitely follow #2s advice, OP

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brand125 17
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114 - your also fucked, then

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PleasantDino 22
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@114 do you have any idea of what a healthy relationship is?

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aubamas 20
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you got your own overly attached girlfriend

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LizetteBerenice 22

You are.

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lovelyvampire 16
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Bitches me crazy

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Greenteamextreme 16

#126 - Bitches all me crazy!

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redneck_wolf 19

Run and don't look back

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Arwen_Evenstar 37
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I think that's a symptom of them being bat-crap crazy. In clinical terms.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26
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Yeah. I think it's time to 'Delete' and 'Block' her.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

block then delete

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SecretAgent_700 15
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No, #116, I'm pretty sure it's 'Delete' and then 'Block' just like #8 said.

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Compgeek1996 5
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More like 'Delete' or 'Exterminate'. Save someone else the trouble of having to deal with her.

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musoboy 22
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In many cases, 'block' action includes an automatic 'delete' action.

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Cortezthe1st 23
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I thought the FML was going to end with "I live alone."

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MisterE101 9
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I felt the same way!

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starile 19
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This alternate ending gets my vote! ... I'm now a little creeped out.

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matt721 8
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You should probably talk to her about this. Because she is probably texting more boys than just you.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

not necessarily. .. some women just have insecurities and as a result control their man.

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doctorhook86 24
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#117: You say that like it makes that behaviour okay somehow.

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devildog562 33
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Her name is 1personismyworld. For some reason I don't think this means Jesus. I've read many of your comment ma'am and I'm truly concerned at your perception on what is healthy in relationships , or life in that matter. To each there own .

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jentrynicole 20

Is your Mom still on there?

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CamBam97 7
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Sucks for you! gl with that

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