Today, I went to Target. I was on my way to the bathroom when I find a huge mirror. No one was around so I started to see how my butt looked in my jeans, checked up my nose and fixed my bra. An older woman then walks out of a door next to the mirror and explains that it's a two-way mirror. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, while in the airport, I had to use the washroom. Upon exiting, I got confused due to an excess of mirrors and walked directly into one in front of an audience. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
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ben26_fml 0
why did so many ppl say YDI? how the **** is anyone supposed to know whether a mirror is normal or a two-way. and at target, who would know target has a two way mirror...FYL
that_guy321 2
EVERY target i've ever been to has those two way mirrors. You can even see through them if you look closely enough. plus, you were on your way to the bathroom, couldn't you have done it there? YDI.
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LysssNysss 1
I've been to several different Target's. There's always a two way mirror.
24788 7
lol, I never knew target sold two way mirrors.
PierreChaqueJour 0
Why would she come out and tell you? If I were her I'd spare you the humiliation and keep it to myself!
yes_yes_yes 0
.......fake. besides, there are cameras everywhere anyway! some security guard saw ya doing it anyways - Save it for the BATHROOM!
MeshlaRuni 0
I work at Target. I don't know of any two-way mirrors...
JuJuBeeSunshine 0
I worked at Target many years ago, and they don't have two way mirrors. In certain places like inside bathroom stalls and fitting room stalls, two-way mirrors are ILLEGAL. That's why you do the "fingernail test." So....I'm going out on a limb and throwing up the bullshit flag on this one.
gothymama 0
Duh!! The fact that there was a door right next to it should've been a big give away! Every single Target in the world has a two-way mirror in the office. If you're going to do that kind of stuff, wait till you get to the bathroom, where there's no one around and you KNOW it's not a 2-way mirror.
jabbaundead 0
am i the only one that thinks its odd that there was a two way mirror at target? hahahaha what the ****. whoever invented a two way mirror should have just kept it to themselves. no one appreciates them unless there the one on the clear side.
jabbaundead 0
and who the hell checks if a mirror is two way or not? its really not all that common to come across a two way mirror while shopping and i dont think people at target would appreciate it if you were getting your finger prints all over their mirror just to check if its 2 way or not.. hahaha
loyalwolf06 0
I don't know why you would think to check if you had no idea that Targets had two-way mirrors (I didn't), but if you do need to check and don't mind looking stupid to the person inside if it IS two-way, you can just get really close to the glass and cup your hands. You can see inside. My bro took speech for many years where he was on the mirror side of a 2 way mirror and parents were watching from the other side. But all of the kids eventually got close enough, realized their parents were in the room next to them watching them, and then for a few weeks would always want to interact with their watching parents. It was kind of funny. But yeah, if you are close enough you can look inside. But you'd look stupid. Best solution: don't adjust yourself anywhere in Target except the bathroom. :P