Today, I went to Target. I was on my way to the bathroom when I find a huge mirror. No one was around so I started to see how my butt looked in my jeans, checked up my nose and fixed my bra. An older woman then walks out of a door next to the mirror and explains that it's a two-way mirror. FML
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Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, while in the airport, I had to use the washroom. Upon exiting, I got confused due to an excess of mirrors and walked directly into one in front of an audience. FML
Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
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Top comments
ben26_fml 0
why did so many ppl say YDI? how the **** is anyone supposed to know whether a mirror is normal or a two-way. and at target, who would know target has a two way mirror...FYL
that_guy321 2
EVERY target i've ever been to has those two way mirrors. You can even see through them if you look closely enough. plus, you were on your way to the bathroom, couldn't you have done it there? YDI.
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Comments (120)
bks913 0
woops, you said someone came out of there, my mistake! well still, they see it all the time
alyssamarie218 0
BIG BROTHER IS EVERYWHERE
husk3rfan9287 0
Oh yeah, I used to work at Target and whenever some kid came up looking at the mirror, one of us would knock. God that was funny, scared the shit outta them.
ombrelle 0
how stupid are you? wait until the bathroom... or better yet go to the change rooms where there are big mirrors!
Rainbow_Monkey 0
You couldn't do all that in the bathroom mirror because...?
rukusrazor 0
I could go either way on this one, and couldn't honestly care less. I just wish I was in those offices when she was doing that. I've always wanted to bust someone doing that for some reason. I see it happen in movies all the time.
bonafidehustler 0
I agree with #32 FMLs have gone to hell.
lauk_fml 0
seriously ''who would know target has a 2 way mirror?'' rooms with two way mirrors are in just about every grocery store, wal-mart, target or any store with a huge line cash registers. this isn't rocket science.... they even look like windows. why would there but a huge random mirror set into a wall near the registers? YDI...
genius_man16 1
We need a "So what" button This is about as far from a FML as you can get.
genius_man16 1
So what? My god, FML's these days suck monkey balls.