Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I was at my new boyfriend's house, and he was taking a shower. I had to take a crap real bad, but his apartment only has the one bathroom. I couldn't wait for him to finish, and ended having to shit in a plastic bag. FML
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Top comments
Zic_fml 7
LOL but i thought that's why people DO use toilets?
ohfrick 0
what, you're scared of his shit?
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Comments (48)
imabeliever 0
Cut him some slack. EVERYBODY poops... even you! :)
naku_fml 0
it wasnt just any shit. it was a GIANT shit. LOL
somnioamo 0
Men take *****. Get over it. In fact, everyone poops. It's a fact of nature...no reason to be embarrassed by it and pretend to be looking for your hairbrush. You could have still easily just jumped in the shower with him and continued about your plan...it's not like the poop was in the shower.
RandalLee 0
OMG that's AWESOME!!! You, being a girl, said the phrase "giant shit." Haha. I laughed way harder than I probably should have at that.
hanners 0
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA oh myyy, #4, i love you! haha
abu3mair 0
SURPRISE!
ianjoseph 0
lmao at #4
Sodam_INsane 0
lol wtf, ppl don't flush these days?
greeneggsnsam 0
everybody poops! bwahaha :))
MorbidMalice 0
Everyone poops, get the hell over it.
Domingo_fml 0
im taking a dump right now!