Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML
Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML
Today, while dropping my son off at the bus stop before school, I went to give him a kiss on the cheek. Then, before I was able to make contact, he jumped away, yelled "PSYCH!!!!" as loud as he could, and jumped on the bus. The kids all laughed at me and the other parents looked embarrassed for me. FML
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
Today, I was hushed in a theatre during a play. I would normally appreciate a discreet silencing in the audience, but I was saying my lines. FML
Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML
Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML
Today, I went to my son's final band performance. I also have a busy toddler, so I ended up watching most of the performance in the hallway on a tv monitor. In the middle of the awards ceremony, my toddler pulled the fire alarm. Everyone had to evacuate the building. FML
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Top comments
flamegrilled123 3
don't embarrass kids like that
pennies_lane 6
oh God, you're one of THOSE mums!
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Comments (133)
youssefo 0
Well that's what u get for messing with us kids :p
Konner_KBLively_ 3
I would of walked over and smaked the hell out of that teacher!
SilverMinnow 0
it's not even acceptable in the American south. ydi.
deniser 1
what is ydi
sublime420 11
Yo. Drop it.
slow_cheetah101 0
Uh buddy, that isn't "trashy" or "ghetto". It's her being a supportive mother k? Take your little racist comments somewhere else. That comment was very inappropriate and COMPLETELY unnecessary.
tylenol123 0
lady you can wave to your son in a polite manner without shouting, but youll prob over do this too by smacking 6 people while you wace your arms like a lunatic. have respect
ThatEnglishGuy 7
Today, my mum ran in to my school play, and started yelling my name. She was told to sit down and shut up by one of the teachers, who thought that she was a badly behaved pupil. I'm in highschool. FML.
SirWTF 10
HAHAHA! I could totally see that happening to me! Even as an adult, there's this thing about teachers yelling at me that compels me to obey with a "Yes, ma'am!" attitude!
tamoodielovesmar 1
take it as a compliment, you look like a student
shinshoku13 19
Teachers shouldnt talk to students like that just as much as they shouldnd talk to adults like that