Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML
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Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
Today, we were having a school prize giving. I heard my name called and I walked up to the stage waving and smiling, feeling rather proud of myself. I stood by the microphone and started my acceptance speech, only to be tapped on the shoulder by the girl they'd actually called up. FML
Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML
Today, while dropping my son off at the bus stop before school, I went to give him a kiss on the cheek. Then, before I was able to make contact, he jumped away, yelled "PSYCH!!!!" as loud as he could, and jumped on the bus. The kids all laughed at me and the other parents looked embarrassed for me. FML
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
Today, I was hushed in a theatre during a play. I would normally appreciate a discreet silencing in the audience, but I was saying my lines. FML
Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML
Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML
Today, I went to my son's final band performance. I also have a busy toddler, so I ended up watching most of the performance in the hallway on a tv monitor. In the middle of the awards ceremony, my toddler pulled the fire alarm. Everyone had to evacuate the building. FML
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flamegrilled123 3
don't embarrass kids like that
pennies_lane 6
oh God, you're one of THOSE mums!
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Comments (133)
Ikz_Hustler 9
Lol you kinda deserved it for shouting out loud, but still funny knowing that you sat down cuz a teacher told you to! =]
MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0
are you serious? Ydi for being a little bytch and letting her talk to you like that! Hahahaha!
LilaBear 2
YDI. You're one of those moron parents who yell out to their kids in the middle of a performance? Probably humiliated your son too. You're at a play, not a football game. The students are probably trying to be as professional as possible and there you are, being a total bogan yelling out in the middle of it, ruining it for everyone.
mermaidlover16 6
Hey! This isn't a FML! Take it as a compliment, saying you look really young! Why didn't you talk to the teacher about their language? They aren't allowed to say "shut up" to students, apparently it can hurt the students' feelings...
MrsFail 0
The teacher totally did NOT think you were a student. They just really wanted you to shut up and sit down. :)
CkMystic 0
I hate people like you in theatres. I agree with the teacher, sit down and shut up.Who's to say he thought you were a student? send your son a text next time.
zeke2121 0
F your sons life. If you were my mom i wouldnt have came home that night.
Monkeybutt1 0
If i had a son i high school and that happened i would take it as a compliment.. She thinks that u r younger than wat ubr !!!
NonaSuomi 4
Oh believe me, as someone who's put on my fair share of school performances: you most definitely WEREN'T mistaken for a student.
sammy259 3
thts why happens when u don't sit down and shut the **** up