Today, I went to my new gynecologist. He has an eye twitch, and every time he asks about my genitals, he winks at me. FML
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Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML
Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy and he kept winking at me. I thought it was really sweet until later that night he told me he had Tourette's. FML
Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I finally had someone else touch my man parts. It was my doctor, checking for testicular cancer and a hernia, as part of my yearly physical. He's the only person other than myself to touch my junk in the last 4 years. FML
Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
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Top comments
RenoTheRhino 30
Wink back at him next time and see what he does.
CeCe184 17
What a good excuse.
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Comments (60)
Jonasbrink1 5
Plot twist, he doesn't have an eye problem, he just likes winking!
octinate 17
#43 that's not really a twist
mosquito19 14
he may have mild form of Tourette syndrome.
martin8337 36
Giggity? Not sure.
ZTPartin 17
"Twitch"
csjmcc 11
"Eye twitch" riiiight ;)
jerryj 27
At least it's only his eye twitching and nothing else.
kimespinosa 13
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ladydemoon 8
I would find a new new gynecologist
AcieMcG 21
Why I don't like going to a male gyno
Kamp_West 11
for my first pap smear, the doctor was cross-eyed. every few minutes he would pop up from between my legs to talk to me, but he wasn't looking at me. freaked me out so badly that it took a couple years before i could convince myself to go back.