Today, I went to my new gynecologist. He has an eye twitch, and every time he asks about my genitals, he winks at me. FML
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Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML
Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy and he kept winking at me. I thought it was really sweet until later that night he told me he had Tourette's. FML
Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I finally had someone else touch my man parts. It was my doctor, checking for testicular cancer and a hernia, as part of my yearly physical. He's the only person other than myself to touch my junk in the last 4 years. FML
Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
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Top comments
RenoTheRhino 30
Wink back at him next time and see what he does.
CeCe184 17
What a good excuse.
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Comments (60)
xbaconator9000x 16
he?
worldclassrager 41
Are you sure that is not the twitch talking?
twodotgirl 8
haha why is... you deserved that an option
JBChristian 47
Because to start with, every FML has that option. And to finish it, OP could have chosen another doctor, have some close friends recommend one, or look for reviews on him online.
cheezter 15
Isn't there a female in the room also? Because if there isn't id be more concerned about the wink wink ;)
FMLniick 8
Tell him you have a twitch in your area and sometimes it tends to make your leg kick
dudeman1212 22
Maybe it's a nervous thing.
mkayden 23
Smooth operatoooor
joemud 13
What if he is doing it on purpose
buckdharma 38
Maybe his eye used to be normal, and then he looked at one too many.
Shepardspie71 8
Lol!