Intimacy: Today, I went to my new gynecologist. He has an eye twitch, and... - FML

By Anonymous - 15/08/2014 03:35 - United States - Brandon

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Today, I went to my new gynecologist. He has an eye twitch, and every time he asks about my genitals, he winks at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 18:01 - United States

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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By manlyman - 05/04/2009 13:32 - United States

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Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

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By jons - 17/02/2009 21:54 - United States

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Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML

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By Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 18/09/2018 13:30

Today, I went on a date with a guy and he kept winking at me. I thought it was really sweet until later that night he told me he had Tourette's. FML

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By Mona Lisa was a skank-ass ho - 24/05/2015 15:56 - United Kingdom - Cheadle

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Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML

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By blehhh - 04/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2023 19:00 - Finland - Tampere

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Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2021 05:00 - United States - Perkasie

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Today, I finally had someone else touch my man parts. It was my doctor, checking for testicular cancer and a hernia, as part of my yearly physical. He's the only person other than myself to touch my junk in the last 4 years. FML

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RenoTheRhino 30

Friday 15 August 2014 18:43

Wink back at him next time and see what he does.

CeCe184 17

Friday 15 August 2014 18:43

What a good excuse.

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xbaconator9000x 16

Friday 15 August 2014 19:32

he?

worldclassrager 39

Friday 15 August 2014 19:34

Are you sure that is not the twitch talking?

twodotgirl 8

Friday 15 August 2014 19:38

haha why is... you deserved that an option

JBChristian 47

Saturday 16 August 2014 2:14

Because to start with, every FML has that option. And to finish it, OP could have chosen another doctor, have some close friends recommend one, or look for reviews on him online.

cheezter 15

Friday 15 August 2014 19:38

Isn't there a female in the room also? Because if there isn't id be more concerned about the wink wink ;)

FMLniick 8

Friday 15 August 2014 19:40

Tell him you have a twitch in your area and sometimes it tends to make your leg kick

dudeman1212 22

Friday 15 August 2014 20:12

Maybe it's a nervous thing.

mkayden 23

Friday 15 August 2014 20:53

Smooth operatoooor

joemud 13

Friday 15 August 2014 22:32

What if he is doing it on purpose

buckdharma 36

Friday 15 August 2014 22:49

Maybe his eye used to be normal, and then he looked at one too many.

Shepardspie71 8

Friday 15 August 2014 23:43

Lol!

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