Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML
Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML
Today, my normally-prudish girlfriend grabbed my crotch and said, "I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked." I obliged. She loved it, until after we'd finished, when she decided that she felt "cheap, gross, and used" and started a huge fight. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house. She had promised me we'd get it on so I couldn't wait. When I got there, I didn't get it on. Instead, I got a list of reasons why I make her depressed. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was sexually frustrated. Naturally, I started coming on to her, only for her to shove me away and snap that just because she was sexually frustrated, it didn't mean that she wanted sex. Huh? FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted to try something that would turn me on immediately. While I was in our bed, she came in, wearing only the underwear she took from our 13 year-old daughter's closet. Now she doesn't understand why I'm genuinely disgusted and don't want to have sex with her. FML
Today, my incredibly self-conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me, and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML
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Top comments
Tedet 0
You dress your hand up in sexy lingerie?
anelard 6
That is a disgusting thing to say to anyone. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Comments (112)
rocketgirl999 2
r u that bad!!?
theXriot 0
Y u have a small penis
TheSKRILLEXFAN 0
Sorry to hear that
xNephilim 19
You have three options. 1) Wait for her to become sexually attracted to you. Could take a while, or might never happen. 2) Decide to live a life with no or almost no sex. Sucks, but people do it all the time. You might even be able to compromise with her, who knows. 3) Reconsider your relationship and leave. Sex, while not being the most important part, IS a big part of a relationship. If she can't satisfy you (or won't, in this case) and is keeping herself from getting satisfied, you might want to leave, especially if that thought is unbearable for you.
itsjusyme 11
Very odd, time to move on
Mabonga 12
switch the lights off next time
JenniferNThomas 14
If she thought that, then why was she wearing said "sexy lingerie"
CaroAurelia 12
Am I the only one who immediately wondered if maybe she's asexual? (She probably should have told OP that, but it could be that she hasn't even fully figured it out and is having issues with it.)
daemonsparta 16
"still"? so she said it already and lead you on
Nagi 21
Why the **** why she wearing lingerie then?