Today, as my dad and I were leaving a store, a man asked us if we could donate to an Alzheimer's fund. My dad hates being asked for money, and so he immediately hunched over and acted like a dirty, senile old man all the way to the car. FML
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xxmollyxx
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My mum usually talks back in German to throw them off. Sometimes they speak back in German. She's lost then, as she only knows a few words. Not too clever either.
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DocBastard
| 38
The worst part about Alzheimer's disease is...uh, I forget.
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kkjkidonthate
| 4
Should of gave him a weird look and told him to smarten up.
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hopsinlove17
| 26
*have
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windycityassasin
| 6
*smurf
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TrueTriage
| 16
Ah the ever classic brutality of spell checking and grammar nazi FMLers.
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AssTard
| 15
@25- Welcome to the internet.
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olpally
| 32
*pizza
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IQWasJustLowered
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have given smurf... that's how I read it
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pxndiieinsanity
| 6
Ah,Noor's picture is always cause for amusement. Say hello to Ezio for me. ^^
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lexi365
| 20
Ahh. I love it when grammar nazis gang up on one post haha.
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onlychildFTW
| 33
As long as it isn't your post right?
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lolfood
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Post, right*
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louiserosen
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Hahah
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deathy94
| 14
What a nice comment. Keep them coming, maybe one day might be dominated for a Nobel price
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Eiregal2
| 10
Dominated eh? Not sure that's how it works! Oh and hahaha
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deathy94
| 14
O fuck autocorrect, o well time crawl under a rock.... Thumb me down pls,
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Eiregal2
| 10
We all have Been there pet! I thumb you up! Smile :-)
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BulldogHoops
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50- You don't have to ask me to thumb you down. I'm a grammar Nazi. :)
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domking1315
| 20
Good cause no one asked you...
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BulldogHoops
| 14
Darn. Looks like I said something really stupid, this is the first time I've been mercilessly buried. I guess I'll go on a shameful commenting hiatus for a couple of days.
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kdog333
| 1
karmas gonna be a bitch.
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BunchieRules
| 31
44 - Guns don't kill people... I do!
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TheOath
| 12
Maybe karma would be nicer to us if we stopped calling her a bitch.
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Sh3sth3blad3
| 0
Actually, you're wrong...it's "Guns don't kill people...uhuh! I kill people...with guns!"
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mduffy08
| 8
You're wrong... I kill people with my bare hands! >;)
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jellycorn
| 13
And I... Kill people with magic
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MedKits
| 9
And I just kill people!
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onlychildFTW
| 33
No more people killing!
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amba69
| 0
Karma's only a bitch if you are!
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MrPlopper
| 9
So I guess karmas a bitch then.
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Matt_greener
| 8
CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG!?!
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Manicpandalove
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I would have laughed c:
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MormonPornstar
| 7
Thanks for sharing. Diseases are funny, huh?
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green2go
| 14
That's a new one lol
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xxmollyxx
| 25
My mum usually talks back in German to throw them off. Sometimes they speak back in German. She's lost then, as she only knows a few words. Not too clever either.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Just make up your own language.. If they start talking back in the same Jibberish, go ahead and give them some money, they've earned it. :D
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MuseFanatic
| 8
Yo no, ah, speak Ingles
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Hockeyboy4280
| 18
32 *Yo no hablo inglés. Good try though.
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kyleekay
| 25
52- I'm fairly certain #32 did that on purpose.
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Jaxx66
| 21
Lol 32- that's pretty much how I answer my phone if I don't know the number. 'Moshi Moshi? No engrish... Sorreh, no...' I get some interesting replies.
But as for the FML. I dont see a reason to act dumb honestly, just tell them straight: sorry, I don't carry cash.
But as for the FML. I dont see a reason to act dumb honestly, just tell them straight: sorry, I don't carry cash.
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jackii1313
| 9
101- are you positive you speak English?
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ravemasterroxas
| 9
das ist nicht gut.
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RomanBeauty
| 0
There's nothing "FML" about this. None of that had anything to do with you, you just sound like a self centered preteen embarrassed by their dad's shenanigans.
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melody309
| 35
I read this comment before it got moderated, and all I have to say to you is that you make a lot of assumptions.
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kyleekay
| 25
I don't like being asked to donate either (it makes me feel overly pressured) but your dad could've just politely declined, like most normal people do.
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melody309
| 35
There's the problem. He's not a normal person.
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DocBastard
| 38
The worst part about Alzheimer's disease is...uh, I forget.
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TrueTriage
| 16
Oh yeah! you mean the.... What was it again?
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sarahbear499
| 7
No no! You're both wrong! It's the...wait who are you people?
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gc327072
| 29
Muriel!!! Where's muh dinner?
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woainishamu
| 21
Noor who's your husband again?
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olpally
| 32
What is that behind noor? Oh look there's a cookie, what were we talking about???
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walmartpaysme
| 15
36, that's A.D.D.
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cloak057_fml
| 8
Hi my name is todd. . . Hi my name is todd
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BeforeItWasCool
| 12
I know it's the internet, but man I hate Alzheimer's jokes. Alzheimer's completely destroys a person and, I know it's the Internet but man I hate Alzheimer's jokes. Alzehimers completely destroys a person and.. Uh.. Oops.
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olpally
| 32
49- I don't care.. I was trying to be funny and it didn't work obviously as you pointed out.. Just thumb it down, miss Walmart... *thumb me down for being an ass* cuz once one comment goes, so do the rest of mine... Stupid trend...
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Marrach
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63- I was going to thumb you down, but it's called sympathy, bro. ;]
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walmartpaysme
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63, is there a reason you had to just chew me up and down? Until right now I've always thought your comments were entertaining but thanks for being a jackass for absolutely no reason.
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Warden1986
| 16
..
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olpally
| 32
Its because you sucked the fun right out of my comment... Sorry for being an ass though... My apologies.
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batrob
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What are you talking about?
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corysgirl1206
| 1
This is hilarious!! I would have laughed my ass off! My dad does the same stuff all the time and I think it's great :D
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melody309
| 35
I did laugh! It was completely inappropriate for the occasion, though, so that's why it's an FML. (Oh, and I'm the OP.)