Kids and Awkward: Same - FML

Same

By Venezuelan - 06/05/2022 08:00

Today, a classmate wished me a “Happy Cinco De Mayo” and bought me a Mexican sombrero to wear, and little paper Mexican flags to wave around. I’m Venezuelan. FML

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Bogrbon 27

Friday 6 May 2022 19:15

Hey, it could be worse. He's a clueless, ignorant racist, but at least he's a thoughtful, clueless, ignorant racist....

RichardPencil 30

Friday 6 May 2022 13:44

That's pretty close, right? I mean, they speak Mexican in Venezuela, so it's understandable that would also celebrate Mexico's victory over the Galactic Empire -- pew-pew-pew!

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 6 May 2022 13:44

That's pretty close, right? I mean, they speak Mexican in Venezuela, so it's understandable that would also celebrate Mexico's victory over the Galactic Empire -- pew-pew-pew!

mskeptik 12

Friday 6 May 2022 17:46

It could have been worse if you were Ukrainian and a classmate bought you a Russian sombrero aka ushanka and wished you a "Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day".

RichardPencil 30

Friday 6 May 2022 18:12

Back when it was the USSR, we called them all Russians. Oops.

Grumpy Jack 26

Friday 10 June 2022 21:38

Or Soviets

Bogrbon 27

Friday 6 May 2022 19:15

Hey, it could be worse. He's a clueless, ignorant racist, but at least he's a thoughtful, clueless, ignorant racist....

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