Today, I went to an elementary school for volunteer work. I was asked to read to a group of kids during one of the classes. Before I started reading, a girl raised her hand and asked me if I had a boyfriend and if I was single. I asked her why and she said "My daddy wanted to know." I'm 16. FML
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Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML
Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML
Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML
Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML
Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML
Today, on the bus, a young high school boy sat down next to me and started to chat me up. I thought it was cute until he asked me which high school I was attending. I'm 27, I'm married, I have a child. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
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MarkerofMagic 0
ahaha creepyy
Freeze_fml 17
Shouldn't you be in school yourself?
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Bludmagnus 13
"You people here are stupid; being attracted to a 16 year-old is NOT pedophilia. Most 16 year-old women can easily pass for someone in their 20s. Maybe the dad assumed she was in college. Pedophilia is the attraction to prepubescent children, there's a huge difference between a 6-8 year-old and a developed 16-18 year-old, for example." The reason that even had to be said is because of the "crime drama" produced myth that there is a "national age of consent" law that does not exist. In most states, sixteen is the legal age of consent, and the list of states it is older and it is actually enforced are less than fifteen.
Freeze_fml 17
30 states have 16 as the age of consent. That leaves 20 others with a higher age. Not that anyone actually abides by it.
Bludmagnus 13
That is what I mean.. from what I have heard in the news, unless it is a teacher having an affair with a student, only about five to ten states of the twenty every even try to enforce it.
Bludmagnus 13
... but... still creepy the dad asked his kid to ask you...
Soxgirl511 1
tjat is seriously run and run fast
FYL08 0
hey stupid he could of been one of those nice guys who have sex young and stick around to help while the mother went clubbing like a ***** he could be 21 and under which is leagal your maam are retarded
FYL08 0
hey stupid he could of been one of those nice guys who have sex young and stick around to help while the mother went clubbing like a ***** he could be 21 and under which is leagal your maam are retarded
kitsunedemon1 2
take a compliment girl ;)
chelzz 0
stop dressing like a cougar!! sure some 16 year olds even me look older but at an elementary school hike the shirt neckline up an don't flaunt yourself!!
TEZZ 24
how are you so sure that she dresses like a cougar? not every 16 year old girl dresses like that.
hateevryone 15
ugh!! i can't stand pedophiles. and then he uses his daughter to do his dirty work. smh
Bcfrmkc816 17
Well are ya?
Nbrandwine 7
Pedophile/Rape Alert Incoming!