Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef was throwing food at us, I was getting ready for my turn. He tossed a piece of broccoli at me, I leaned back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML
Today, I was eager to learn how to use chopsticks, as I was in a nice Chinese restaurant and had ordered noodles. As I was visibly struggling to eat, the server brought me a fork. When I reached for it, I flicked a noodle into a lady's soup at the next table. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML
Today, I cracked an egg which turned out to have an extremely thin shell, so at first contact with the bowl, it came apart in my hand and the contents glooped right through my fingers, all the way down the kitchen cabinet, into a half-open drawer, as well as onto the floor and underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, I found out you really can burn down a kitchen by boiling an egg. FML
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Comments (170)
shovels 0
They better give you the meal for free...
Schnyduh 4
Well as long as your hair caught it..
NameTitleHere 0
Exactly. Plus she said not to worry. So I wouldn't worry.
Schnyduh 4
yeah, it's not like it spilled or anything, like she said, her hair caught it, no worries
DocBastard 40
Seems like the chef was a bit ova the top.
IIIiIII16 0
You my friend are "hurt"
shannon1029 4
By the reading of youre bio, u are full of alot of hate, my friend. Try a therapist to calm those inner feelings down. oh and by the way, nice profile picture.
DocBastard 40
Gee whiz, Shannon, thanks so much for your concern! I'm going to run right out and get me one of those therapist guys right now! No but seriously my hate issues are fully under control, I assure you. Any remaining anger I have gets sublimated when I stab my patients with a scalpel as I make my incisions. That's the best therapy there is.
redbluegreen 41
You're the night surgeon? I didn't realise GeneCo employees went on FML.
ambeeelove 0
hey at least egg Is good for your hair! just need to add mayo now. :) ha
sarahmcgeee 5
mayo is egg. egg white and oil
ambeeelove 0
oh haha I just learned something
wordnerd42 0
You crack me up. Sadly, it was probably pretty yolky.
holakittylover 0
maybe he/she is new!
pink_raindrops 26
At least you don't have to spend money on a hair treatment this month..your hair should be nice and shiney now :)
MisterMichael 9
now he's gonna kill himself cause he brought dishonor to his name
chelseaaababyyy 17
maybe he was wanting you to catch it in your mouth ? but i love going to those places, especially the sushi bar !
Spork_Dork 3
ooka?