Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead. FML
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Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant. While the chef was throwing food at us, I was getting ready for my turn. He tossed a piece of broccoli at me, I leaned back to catch it, completely falling off my chair. I knocked everything over and had the packed restaurant laughing at me. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML
Today, I was eager to learn how to use chopsticks, as I was in a nice Chinese restaurant and had ordered noodles. As I was visibly struggling to eat, the server brought me a fork. When I reached for it, I flicked a noodle into a lady's soup at the next table. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML
Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML
Today, I cracked an egg which turned out to have an extremely thin shell, so at first contact with the bowl, it came apart in my hand and the contents glooped right through my fingers, all the way down the kitchen cabinet, into a half-open drawer, as well as onto the floor and underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, I found out you really can burn down a kitchen by boiling an egg. FML
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Comments (170)
SleepOnStones 5
That guy sounds like an egg-cellent chef.
crowbar_2010 2
egg puns=fail
hwp123 0
I went to one where the chef started spanking the steak and saying who's your daddy
j2awesome 0
eggselent hair-do?
Vlieto23 8
oh well thanks for the concern but I wasn't worried
fadupaday 4
teppanyaki resturant?
pokemon_lover 0
haha. I'm half Japanese, and I've seen my uncle (owns a restrant) do that to people. He laughs then gives that person a free meal.
Yourtbn 7
YDI for not even knowing it's called "hibachi."
jessie96xoxo 0
I've been to that restaurant before, lol. It's neat.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
lol! I just went to a hibachi restaurant for the first time the other day, and no one got hit in the head with an egg, but that's probably because all three broke too fast. The chef laughed and said the eggs were made in China! :D But yeah, sorry about that OP - it wouldn't be nearly as much fun with raw egg dripping down your head.