Today, I went to a dollar store with a couple friends to buy cap guns to play with. We were having a lot of fun with them, and took them onto a bus. 5 minutes later, three cops got on, handcuffed us, and sternly talked to us about the dangers of guns. We got arrested for toy guns. We are 17. FML
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Today, I was at a party when the cops showed up. They asked whether anyone had a gun, but I heard "fun" instead and raised my hand. I got searched. FML
Today, the police came to my house and arrested me. Why? The neighborhood kids thought it would be fun to hide behind my house and shoot at people with paintball guns. People saw it coming from my house and called the police. I was fired from work, due to missing it without notice. No excuses. FML
Today, I took a group of teens with me to hang up posters for our church's yard sale. Because it's summer, we went out at dusk to beat the heat. Someone called the cops on us, and we were arrested for "gang activity". FML
Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML
Today, at the grocery store, the cops grabbed, cuffed, and hauled me to the station after the clerk called on me. I was with my 11 year-old niece, and she secretly tried to buy a pregnancy test. Despite saying it was for her aunt (my wife) who asked her to buy it for her without me knowing, they didn't believe her. FML
Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML
Today, we went to an amusement park, or tried to. My idiot husband stuck his hand under his shirt like a gun and demanded free passes and "all the cash" as a joke. He's banned for life, they escorted us off the premises, and my children are inconsolable. FML
Today, my principal made me visit "anti-violence" classes because I had a picture of me threatening a man with a gun on my Facebook page. It was taken during the school play, where I was acting as a gangster and the gun was just a toy. The principal saw the play. FML
Today, my BFF and I put our kids on the bus, and went shopping and have lunch. We were both eating a gross amount of Taco Bell sitting in the middle of the parking lot. The cops pulled up. Someone had called them, saying we were doing drugs because of the way we were sitting. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
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Mwoehaha 0
Everyone who thinks he deserved it because he's 17 and still playing with toy guns should realise that staying young at heart is important. I feel sorry for people unlike the OP, who never play any games.
chimmy 0
Some places, like transportation vehicles and depots, choose to not allow guns of any type... even toy guns, since police officers mistake them for real guns. (Which apparently happened here.) Stupid, but there you go, luckily they didnt shoot to disarm/kill you.
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lolbitch 0
wow so your saying your 17 and playing with toy guns? that's a big improvement from when your 10. lol
Rockyio 0
#4 said it!
JohnSlider 0
In my experience it seems the police go lenient on a couple of retards. Cap guns, 17, really? Holy ******* shit.
narehs 0
Why would you bring even fake guns onto a bus???? Save it till u get home
tortise34 4
maybe they needed the bus to get home...
Bob343434 10
Well if they bought the toy guns and then needed to get home by bus, they'd have to bring the toy guns onto the bus if they wanted to keep them.
cd5love96 0
At least you weren't black or they would have shot and potentially killed you. And yes people odds are that they weren't black if they just got a "stern" lecture.
lolbitch 0
yea #15 i totally agree, rasism needs to stop too.
were_giraffe 2
haven't you ever watched COPS? Yes they have arrested people for playing with fake guns because they look real. Heck I've seen it personally... At one of the jobs I had in my teens, the store I was working at, had us working well past closing on a project. During a break, one of the employees grabbed a toy gun and pretended he was holding one of the women at gunpoint. Apparently someone drove by the store, saw it and called the cops. No arrests were made but the 3 cop cars that pulled up were full of very very pissed off cops. Don't be stupid with toy guns.
danoh5656 0
Because if you were any younger or older than 17 this would have been acceptable? "it's ok officer, I can run around walmart with underwear on my head. I'm 17 years old"
seb3sixn9ne 0
Playing with cap guns on a public bus... Retarded. Sometimes cops go a bit harsh so that retards will learn a lesson.
HeyyyBrahhh 0
Lol!