FML : Today, I was feeling down so I thought I'd order a burger to cheer myself up. The website I ordered from featured Instagram pics of their customers. My...

Today, I was feeling down so I thought I'd order a burger to cheer myself up. The website I ordered from featured Instagram pics of their customers. My ex and the guy she cheated on me with were front and center. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By burgerpants - / Tuesday 8 May 2018 19:30 / United States - Stamford

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By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7632198 - Wednesday 9 May 2018 2:09

Maybe you should go get ice cream instead. Because ice cream listens, ice cream understands.

By ChromoTec | 23

#7632206 - Wednesday 9 May 2018 2:59

I love your Undertale-related username that fits with the theme. Way to go!

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By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7632198 - Wednesday 9 May 2018 2:09

Maybe you should go get ice cream instead. Because ice cream listens, ice cream understands.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7632201 - Wednesday 9 May 2018 2:28

I guess you weren't a cheeseburger in paradise then.

By XxDanno316xX | 27

#7632205 - Wednesday 9 May 2018 2:38

Keep your chin up mate! You're better off without a cheater. Karma will catch up to them :)

By ChromoTec | 23

#7632206 - Wednesday 9 May 2018 2:59

I love your Undertale-related username that fits with the theme. Way to go!

By RichardPencil | 25

#7632210 - Wednesday 9 May 2018 3:15

You’re using meat to cheer you up? Looks like that works for your ex-girlfriend, too, if you know what I mean;)

By stumpygremlin | 11

#7632213 - Wednesday 9 May 2018 4:02

Well... this is in Stamford apparently. “Jerry Springer” films there. Might be an opportunity for an appearance.

By thehaystackerine | 16

#7632243 - Wednesday 9 May 2018 7:10

who the fuck orders a burger off a website?

julfunky | 25

#7632250 - Wednesday 9 May 2018 7:51

... People who online order?

Venom1999 | 19

#7632542 - Wednesday 9 May 2018 20:30

If you've ever been to Shake Shack, ordering online is for the best.

By thehaystackerine | 16

#7632244 - Wednesday 9 May 2018 7:11

who the fuck orders a burger off a website?

By Victoria Danielle Docherty Hogg | 6

#7632260 - Wednesday 9 May 2018 8:28

least you know they feed stray dogs

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7632270 - Wednesday 9 May 2018 8:45

Think of it this way, that photo reminds you how you got ride of that trash and how you're a better person.

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