Maybe you should go get ice cream instead. Because ice cream listens, ice cream understands.

I guess you weren't a cheeseburger in paradise then.

Keep your chin up mate! You're better off without a cheater. Karma will catch up to them :)

I love your Undertale-related username that fits with the theme. Way to go!

You’re using meat to cheer you up? Looks like that works for your ex-girlfriend, too, if you know what I mean;)

Well... this is in Stamford apparently. “Jerry Springer” films there. Might be an opportunity for an appearance.

who the fuck orders a burger off a website?

who the fuck orders a burger off a website?

least you know they feed stray dogs

Think of it this way, that photo reminds you how you got ride of that trash and how you're a better person.