Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, I was at a club when a notoriously desperate and disgusting guy asked me to grind with him. Hoping for some backup, I coolly said, "You'll have to ask my boyfriend." My boyfriend's response? "Yeah, man, I don't care." FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I paid for the girl I love to come to a music festival with me. Fifteen minutes after we got there, she was hanging off the arm of some muscly rich douche who barely glanced at me, except to call me "little simpy dude." She giggled as he whisked her off to the VIP area. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML
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ica0308 0
at least they find you attractive. and you get free beer!
corrin925 6
wow. nice boyfriend
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Comments (245)
PhilMcHawk 7
Obviously you're hot enough for random dudes to buy you beers and want to grind on you, and your boyfriend's like, "Yeah dude, enjoy it, because *I'm* the one tapping it." Winning, much?
lita09_fml 0
I agree; he was just proud of what he has and what they can't have.....if you didn't like it should of stood up for yourself.....your not gonna find a guy out there anymore that actually does that anymore; it's all about who has a bigger dick and the hottest girlfriend...believe me I know...I'm a stripper lol; I see it all the time.
roger507 0
im sure u enjoyed it too!!!
tellis1187 0
looks like u got a real winner..........mayb u need to trade up
FLChicken 0
I think your all over reacting about the BF's reactions. if he has a hot girlfriend and he knows it, then he should be comftorable with others flirting. If he was offended at some point I'm sure he would have stood up or her. But this is coming from a guy with an open relationship, that has developed over 4 years of trust.....so maybe you all just aren't mature enough for that.
televishun 7
wow, 86..... wow. I think she was more upset about being treated LIKE AN OBJECT. It doesn't matter what her boyfriend is comfortable with... she is NOT a belonging of his to be passed around at his leisure. she's a human being and he should have seen that she was uncomfortable with being touched AGAINST HER WILL, which, by the way is assault, and perhaps, done something to defuse the situation.
SOFTBALLLclovers 0
wow that's just bogus
stormchaser24 24
you got free beer. be happy. lol. but fyl
ritbbehindu 0
bitchslap all of them
kangaru1 0
why is he still your bf??????
rezzel 0
i would be in jail for assault if someone did that to my gf just saying
ChuckNorrisBeard 0
he doesn't care that they have a sample of you...on the condition that he doesn't have to pay for your drinks. he's using logic