Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my brackets, she missed and clipped my gums instead. She looked at me and said, "Oh sorry, you're bleeding really badly. See, I got these fake nails put on and I guess I'm just not used to them. Let me try again." She missed. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML
Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML
Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML
Today, during a brutal two and half hour dental procedure, the dentist kept saying my gums were inflamed, and bleeding a lot. The clichéd "You need to floss more!" tirade. After she was done, my gums were purple, bruised, and had a visible cut on them. But sure, the bleeding was from me not flossing enough. FML
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Uconnrunner 0
You should probably sue that bitch
babble 0
I hate being "worked on" (dentist, physical therapist, etc.) by people who are incompetent or not careful.
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Comments (165)
f_this_noise 0
OWWWW! FYL
nopeace4me 0
That is what I fear most when going to the orthodontist for my braces. Now I feel a whole lot worse
maddieguinn 0
oh well get ovr it
Uconnrunner 0
You should probably sue that bitch
nopeace4me 0
Omg! What did you do to her? That's what I fear most when it comes to someone working on my braces. I wouldn't her try again without taking those nails off!!
babble 0
I hate being "worked on" (dentist, physical therapist, etc.) by people who are incompetent or not careful.
yessiee123 0
mee too
mtlxpimp 0
i would of slaped her right in the face
Infamous_Hawk 6
slapped*
mbusey 20
Would have*
AlexC_fml 0
why the **** did you let her try again?
lnm701 0
My mouth hurts just reading this. I hope after the second time you wised up and asked for a different person to work on you.
hockeygirrl18 0
ouch. id hit her. and she should get fired + she should have taken those damn nails off after the first time she effed up.
McLaughlane 0
I'd have told her to get her hands the **** out of my mouth if I were you.
resawins 0
OWWWWWWWWWWIE!!!! i'd be ******* pissed! i hope you yelled at her and got someone else to finish. sorry dude!
Adamantoise 0
Bite her finger when she inspects your teeth? Or cough/spit in her face 'on accident'? Even better, start drooling uncontrollably and make her clean it up. That'll teach that bitch a lesson or two.