Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
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Black Friday
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Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, I was at a club when a notoriously desperate and disgusting guy asked me to grind with him. Hoping for some backup, I coolly said, "You'll have to ask my boyfriend." My boyfriend's response? "Yeah, man, I don't care." FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I paid for the girl I love to come to a music festival with me. Fifteen minutes after we got there, she was hanging off the arm of some muscly rich douche who barely glanced at me, except to call me "little simpy dude." She giggled as he whisked her off to the VIP area. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML
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Top comments
ica0308 0
at least they find you attractive. and you get free beer!
corrin925 6
wow. nice boyfriend
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Comments (245)
beastboy103 0
wow after a few beers it would seem that you wouldnt mind but still hes a really bad boyfriend thats bull
kayvan 8
If you drank the free beer and let them keep grabbing you and copping feels, you totally deserved it.
holly_41611 0
you do not deserve that, I'd break up with him he's just an asshole
richard121212 0
ha!
AnneFTW 17
He was too much of a coward to punch them like a normal guy would. Get a real man!
ksmommy 0
sorry to say that I agree with your boyfriend!!! it's ok to have some fun!!!
DeLpHe3zY 7
ball zack?
kay7jay 0
sounds like it's time to stand up for yourself and to get a new boyfriend that will back you up.
SugarCrazy 14
Make him drink all the beer you get. I'm sure he'll enjoy it when he finds out he's been slipped a date-rape drug.
heyred 11
Why did you allow your boyfriend to farm you out like a *****?