Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML
Today, I was at a club when a notoriously desperate and disgusting guy asked me to grind with him. Hoping for some backup, I coolly said, "You'll have to ask my boyfriend." My boyfriend's response? "Yeah, man, I don't care." FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I paid for the girl I love to come to a music festival with me. Fifteen minutes after we got there, she was hanging off the arm of some muscly rich douche who barely glanced at me, except to call me "little simpy dude." She giggled as he whisked her off to the VIP area. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML
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Top comments
ica0308 0
at least they find you attractive. and you get free beer!
corrin925 6
wow. nice boyfriend
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Comments (245)
ashlinnmarie 0
soo stand up for yourself if you don't like it? you obviously can't rely on your boyfriend to do it for you...
madhukar 3
did i tell u im in a band ?
Schlimpikins 0
and boom goes the dynamite! lol
Schlimpikins 0
sooooo... that comment wasn't supposed to go on this one.... WTF?
Schlimpikins 0
well **** me, this comment situation is screwin all up,
PhilMcHawk 7
haha 'boom goes the dynamite' goes so well with this fucktard comment.
CryMoreFMLs 15
So does the Gary Busey picture XD
DaMan326 1
I think 18 is trying to lure people into a false sense of security then doing what he does best, drugging people. Probably the only way he can get girls
Easye123 0
that man is doing it right
mintcar 10
I wanted to think your boyfriend was being sarcastic..... Yeah FYL. Which concert was it btw? I went to a NOFX concert on Saturday and something similar happened to me, but no beer.
kastlampje 4
i dont see the problem
DeadxManxWalking 27
I would have punched the guys in the face if I was your boyfriend.
LifeIsCruelFML 0
lolwot.
kevinGA 5
I would do that any day for free beer, get used to it:)
kevinGA 5
seriously
camartinez23 0
that is soooo sweet ;) keeper..not