Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML
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Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I went to see John Mayer. Being 6'2", I didn't think there would be any trouble seeing the stage, until three 6'6" men stood directly in front of me, pissed in a cup and managed to spill it over me. FML
Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, I was at a concert. During the concert, my shoelaces went undone, so I bent down to tie them. Not two seconds later, the girl behind me jumped on my shoulders and refused to get down. She said "tall guys" are the best to ride on during concerts. My name is Maria. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
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jpoole 4
Not really that bad, just run around so people get lost.
Enslaved 38
I'd hate to be the one standing behind you!
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Comments (120)
zstarr 11
I feel your pain. I'm 6'2. :/
MissMae93 23
I hope you don't wear heels...
seansherman 6
are you kidding me that is awesome!! :D
pyrt93 4
hey at least you could see everything and you helped people at the same time =]
chateve 5
Today, I went to see a gig of my favourite band. Unfortunately a 6'5" tall guy decided to stand in front of me and I couldn't see anything for the whole time. FML.
KiddNYC1O 22
You should carry a "You are here" sign.
Levvy 22
Comedy author Douglas Adams had to deal with that a lot. He was really tall. When he was on field trips as a boy, the teacher would have the class split up and tell them, "Meet under Adams."
fo_86 0
Tall is sexy!!!
washburn_t 0
From wherever I was standing. Not stood
geon_olam 17
they have concerts in iran? do they sing about chedors and gormeh sabzi?
thebluewizard 14
If you don't like it, eff your life, but that's still pretty hysterical. xD We short people could never understand.