Today, I went to see John Mayer. Being 6'2", I didn't think there would be any trouble seeing the stage, until three 6'6" men stood directly in front of me, pissed in a cup and managed to spill it over me. FML
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chrissy888
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Unless they were security guards, why would there be men at a john mayer concert??
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djtelekinesis
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The original problem was the presence at a John Mayer concert.
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cowgod
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cowgod
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BWAHAHAHA!!! THIS IS PROOF THAT GOD LOVES ME!!!! ALL YOU LOSERS WHO COMMENT AFTER ME ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL BECAUSE YOU MEAN NOTHING TO GOD!!!! WAHAHAHA!!
and btw
first. :P
and btw
first. :P
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remy_xi
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But gods are just fictional placeholders used by the insane and dim-witted to explain the terrifying things around them....
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Secret_Fire_King
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I'M GUNNA TYPE IN CAPITALS & MAYBE GOD WILL LOVE ME, TOO.. CAN YOU HEAR ME, JEEBUS ?!
RRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR.. FEEL THE RAGE???
RRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR.. FEEL THE RAGE???
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iKaite
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So, you're only six inches high then?
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cowgod
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Nooooo!!! my comment was deleted. oh well. now back to the fml: thats what you get for going to a john mayer concert.
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Secret_Fire_King
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cool.. My first buried comment.. R.I.P. The random comment in CAPS LOCK..
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null_fml
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So... you're 6 inches and 2.. what exactly?
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B4SK3TB4IL
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fake. men don't see John Mayer.
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154rct
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6 feet 2 inches
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boycrazy30007
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' means feet dumbass, " means inches
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BrownSugar_fml
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lol centimeters?
anywho, ydi for wanting to see that douche John Mayer
anywho, ydi for wanting to see that douche John Mayer
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Superstitious
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His blues and folkier stuff kicks ass
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chrissy888
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Unless they were security guards, why would there be men at a john mayer concert??
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npk88
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I'm just surprised John mayer has British fans! I didn't think people across the pond cared for him. Learn something new every day!
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chrissy888
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Oh sorry, OP is a man. I honestly didn't realize lol I just assumed a woman wrote that. My bad.
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JoshB_24
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That's a tall woman hahaha
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Isamermaid
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6"2 commas.
OMG, a John Mayor concert. That must have been hardcore. Did you mosh?
OMG, a John Mayor concert. That must have been hardcore. Did you mosh?
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This_Quiet_Storm
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LMAO
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oarisimo
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ydi for seeing john mayor
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djtelekinesis
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The original problem was the presence at a John Mayer concert.
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CHEESYBIGMAC
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YDI for going to see John Mayer and being a male.
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starberries
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He deserves it for going to see John Mayer, period.
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not14anymore
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thats why every time i go to a concert im there atleast 3 hours or so before it starts because im short to but also boots what boost you up like 3 cm also help
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Andyangels27
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you couldn't see John Mayer on stage o god no anyone but John Mayer