Miscellaneous: Today, I went to see John Mayer. Being 6'2", I didn't think there...

By edot - 16/01/2010 03:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to see John Mayer. Being 6'2", I didn't think there would be any trouble seeing the stage, until three 6'6" men stood directly in front of me, pissed in a cup and managed to spill it over me. FML

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By jackgrant - 07/12/2011 01:01 - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2019 20:00

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML

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Toniiiiight, I'm a rock n roll staaaaaar

By NotKeithRichards - 06/09/2011 12:07 - United States

Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML

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By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML

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By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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By blinkme - 28/08/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML

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By epicfail - 02/08/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

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chrissy888 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:17

Unless they were security guards, why would there be men at a john mayer concert??

djtelekinesis 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:32

The original problem was the presence at a John Mayer concert.

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cowgod 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:03

cowgod 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:07

BWAHAHAHA!!! THIS IS PROOF THAT GOD LOVES ME!!!! ALL YOU LOSERS WHO COMMENT AFTER ME ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL BECAUSE YOU MEAN NOTHING TO GOD!!!! WAHAHAHA!! and btw first. :P

remy_xi 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:15

But gods are just fictional placeholders used by the insane and dim-witted to explain the terrifying things around them....

Secret_Fire_King 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 10:26

I'M GUNNA TYPE IN CAPITALS & MAYBE GOD WILL LOVE ME, TOO.. CAN YOU HEAR ME, JEEBUS ?! RRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR.. FEEL THE RAGE???

iKaite 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 16:42

So, you're only six inches high then?

cowgod 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 21:23

Nooooo!!! my comment was deleted. oh well. now back to the fml: thats what you get for going to a john mayer concert.

Secret_Fire_King 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 14:01

cool.. My first buried comment.. R.I.P. The random comment in CAPS LOCK..

null_fml 11

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:09

So... you're 6 inches and 2.. what exactly?

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 6:24

fake. men don't see John Mayer.

154rct 7

Thursday 22 December 2011 17:47

6 feet 2 inches

boycrazy30007 12

Monday 24 December 2012 22:46

' means feet dumbass, " means inches

BrownSugar_fml 5

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:16

lol centimeters? anywho, ydi for wanting to see that douche John Mayer

Superstitious 6

Sunday 9 June 2013 1:21

His blues and folkier stuff kicks ass

chrissy888 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:17

Unless they were security guards, why would there be men at a john mayer concert??

npk88 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 18:17

I'm just surprised John mayer has British fans! I didn't think people across the pond cared for him. Learn something new every day!

chrissy888 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:21

Oh sorry, OP is a man. I honestly didn't realize lol I just assumed a woman wrote that. My bad.

JoshB_24 10

Tuesday 21 August 2012 10:50

That's a tall woman hahaha

Isamermaid 17

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:32

6"2 commas. OMG, a John Mayor concert. That must have been hardcore. Did you mosh?

This_Quiet_Storm 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 9:28

LMAO

oarisimo 4

Tuesday 29 June 2010 21:22

ydi for seeing john mayor

djtelekinesis 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:32

The original problem was the presence at a John Mayer concert.

CHEESYBIGMAC 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:46

YDI for going to see John Mayer and being a male.

starberries 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 22:10

He deserves it for going to see John Mayer, period.

not14anymore 3

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:47

thats why every time i go to a concert im there atleast 3 hours or so before it starts because im short to but also boots what boost you up like 3 cm also help