By edot - 16/01/2010 03:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to see John Mayer. Being 6'2", I didn't think there would be any trouble seeing the stage, until three 6'6" men stood directly in front of me, pissed in a cup and managed to spill it over me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 431
You deserved it 4 780

Same thing different taste

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chrissy888 0

Unless they were security guards, why would there be men at a john mayer concert??

The original problem was the presence at a John Mayer concert.

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cowgod 0

BWAHAHAHA!!! THIS IS PROOF THAT GOD LOVES ME!!!! ALL YOU LOSERS WHO COMMENT AFTER ME ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL BECAUSE YOU MEAN NOTHING TO GOD!!!! WAHAHAHA!! and btw first. :P

remy_xi 0

But gods are just fictional placeholders used by the insane and dim-witted to explain the terrifying things around them....

I'M GUNNA TYPE IN CAPITALS & MAYBE GOD WILL LOVE ME, TOO.. CAN YOU HEAR ME, JEEBUS ?! RRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR.. FEEL THE RAGE???

cowgod 0

Nooooo!!! my comment was deleted. oh well. now back to the fml: thats what you get for going to a john mayer concert.

cool.. My first buried comment.. R.I.P. The random comment in CAPS LOCK..

So... you're 6 inches and 2.. what exactly?

boycrazy30007 12

' means feet dumbass, " means inches

BrownSugar_fml 5

lol centimeters? anywho, ydi for wanting to see that douche John Mayer

chrissy888 0

Unless they were security guards, why would there be men at a john mayer concert??

npk88 0

I'm just surprised John mayer has British fans! I didn't think people across the pond cared for him. Learn something new every day!

chrissy888 0

Oh sorry, OP is a man. I honestly didn't realize lol I just assumed a woman wrote that. My bad.

6"2 commas. OMG, a John Mayor concert. That must have been hardcore. Did you mosh?

The original problem was the presence at a John Mayer concert.

YDI for going to see John Mayer and being a male.

starberries 0

He deserves it for going to see John Mayer, period.

thats why every time i go to a concert im there atleast 3 hours or so before it starts because im short to but also boots what boost you up like 3 cm also help

you couldn't see John Mayer on stage o god no anyone but John Mayer