Today, I went to see John Mayer. Being 6'2", I didn't think there...

By edot - 16/1/2010 03:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to see John Mayer. Being 6'2", I didn't think there would be any trouble seeing the stage, until three 6'6" men stood directly in front of me, pissed in a cup and managed to spill it over me. FML

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By chrissy888 | 0

#777612 - Saturday 16 January 2010 9:17

Unless they were security guards, why would there be men at a john mayer concert??

By djtelekinesis | 0

#777623 - Saturday 16 January 2010 9:32

The original problem was the presence at a John Mayer concert.

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By cowgod | 0

#777580 - Saturday 16 January 2010 9:03

cowgod | 0

#777594 - Saturday 16 January 2010 9:07

BWAHAHAHA!!! THIS IS PROOF THAT GOD LOVES ME!!!! ALL YOU LOSERS WHO COMMENT AFTER ME ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL BECAUSE YOU MEAN NOTHING TO GOD!!!! WAHAHAHA!!

and btw
first. :P

remy_xi | 0

#777608 - Saturday 16 January 2010 9:15

But gods are just fictional placeholders used by the insane and dim-witted to explain the terrifying things around them....

Secret_Fire_King | 0

#777671 - Saturday 16 January 2010 10:26

I'M GUNNA TYPE IN CAPITALS & MAYBE GOD WILL LOVE ME, TOO.. CAN YOU HEAR ME, JEEBUS ?!
RRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR.. FEEL THE RAGE???

iKaite | 0

#778024 - Saturday 16 January 2010 16:42

So, you're only six inches high then?

cowgod | 0

#778348 - Saturday 16 January 2010 21:23

Nooooo!!! my comment was deleted. oh well. now back to the fml: thats what you get for going to a john mayer concert.

Secret_Fire_King | 0

#786309 - Wednesday 20 January 2010 14:01

cool.. My first buried comment.. R.I.P. The random comment in CAPS LOCK..

By null_fml | 11

#777599 - Saturday 16 January 2010 9:09

So... you're 6 inches and 2.. what exactly?

B4SK3TB4IL | 0

#1434257 - Tuesday 21 September 2010 6:24

fake. men don't see John Mayer.

154rct | 7

#3772063 - Thursday 22 December 2011 17:47

6 feet 2 inches

boycrazy30007 | 12

#5277327 - Monday 24 December 2012 22:46

' means feet dumbass, " means inches

By BrownSugar_fml | 5

#777609 - Saturday 16 January 2010 9:16

lol centimeters?

anywho, ydi for wanting to see that douche John Mayer

Superstitious | 6

#5526461 - Sunday 9 June 2013 1:21

His blues and folkier stuff kicks ass

By chrissy888 | 0

#777612 - Saturday 16 January 2010 9:17

Unless they were security guards, why would there be men at a john mayer concert??

npk88 | 0

#778104 - Saturday 16 January 2010 18:17

I'm just surprised John mayer has British fans! I didn't think people across the pond cared for him. Learn something new every day!

By chrissy888 | 0

#777618 - Saturday 16 January 2010 9:21

Oh sorry, OP is a man. I honestly didn't realize lol I just assumed a woman wrote that. My bad.

JoshB_24 | 10

#4842936 - Tuesday 21 August 2012 10:50

That's a tall woman hahaha

By Isamermaid | 16

#777622 - Saturday 16 January 2010 9:32

6"2 commas.

OMG, a John Mayor concert. That must have been hardcore. Did you mosh?

This_Quiet_Storm | 0

#779308 - Sunday 17 January 2010 9:28

LMAO

oarisimo | 4

#1048970 - Tuesday 29 June 2010 21:22

ydi for seeing john mayor

By djtelekinesis | 0

#777623 - Saturday 16 January 2010 9:32

The original problem was the presence at a John Mayer concert.

By CHEESYBIGMAC | 0

#777638 - Saturday 16 January 2010 9:46

YDI for going to see John Mayer and being a male.

starberries | 0

#1696348 - Saturday 13 November 2010 22:10

He deserves it for going to see John Mayer, period.

By not14anymore | 3

#777640 - Saturday 16 January 2010 9:47

thats why every time i go to a concert im there atleast 3 hours or so before it starts because im short to but also boots what boost you up like 3 cm also help

By Andyangels27 | 0

#777646 - Saturday 16 January 2010 9:52

you couldn't see John Mayer on stage o god no anyone but John Mayer