By edot - 16/01/2010 03:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to see John Mayer. Being 6'2", I didn't think there would be any trouble seeing the stage, until three 6'6" men stood directly in front of me, pissed in a cup and managed to spill it over me. FML
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chrissy888 0

Unless they were security guards, why would there be men at a john mayer concert??

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The original problem was the presence at a John Mayer concert.

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cowgod 0

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cowgod 0

BWAHAHAHA!!! THIS IS PROOF THAT GOD LOVES ME!!!! ALL YOU LOSERS WHO COMMENT AFTER ME ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL BECAUSE YOU MEAN NOTHING TO GOD!!!! WAHAHAHA!! and btw first. :P

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remy_xi 0

But gods are just fictional placeholders used by the insane and dim-witted to explain the terrifying things around them....

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I'M GUNNA TYPE IN CAPITALS & MAYBE GOD WILL LOVE ME, TOO.. CAN YOU HEAR ME, JEEBUS ?! RRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR.. FEEL THE RAGE???

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iKaite 0
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So, you're only six inches high then?

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cowgod 0

Nooooo!!! my comment was deleted. oh well. now back to the fml: thats what you get for going to a john mayer concert.

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Secret_Fire_King 0
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cool.. My first buried comment.. R.I.P. The random comment in CAPS LOCK..

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null_fml 11
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So... you're 6 inches and 2.. what exactly?

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B4SK3TB4IL 0
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fake. men don't see John Mayer.

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154rct 7

6 feet 2 inches

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boycrazy30007 12

' means feet dumbass, " means inches

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BrownSugar_fml 5

lol centimeters? anywho, ydi for wanting to see that douche John Mayer

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Superstitious 6
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His blues and folkier stuff kicks ass

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chrissy888 0

Unless they were security guards, why would there be men at a john mayer concert??

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npk88 0

I'm just surprised John mayer has British fans! I didn't think people across the pond cared for him. Learn something new every day!

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chrissy888 0

Oh sorry, OP is a man. I honestly didn't realize lol I just assumed a woman wrote that. My bad.

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JoshB_24 10
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That's a tall woman hahaha

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Isamermaid 17
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6"2 commas. OMG, a John Mayor concert. That must have been hardcore. Did you mosh?

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oarisimo 4

ydi for seeing john mayor

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djtelekinesis 0
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The original problem was the presence at a John Mayer concert.

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CHEESYBIGMAC 0
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YDI for going to see John Mayer and being a male.

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starberries 0

He deserves it for going to see John Mayer, period.

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not14anymore 3
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thats why every time i go to a concert im there atleast 3 hours or so before it starts because im short to but also boots what boost you up like 3 cm also help

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Andyangels27 0
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you couldn't see John Mayer on stage o god no anyone but John Mayer

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