Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Gigs
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I went to see John Mayer. Being 6'2", I didn't think there would be any trouble seeing the stage, until three 6'6" men stood directly in front of me, pissed in a cup and managed to spill it over me. FML
Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Rock n roll star
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, I was at a concert. During the concert, my shoelaces went undone, so I bent down to tie them. Not two seconds later, the girl behind me jumped on my shoulders and refused to get down. She said "tall guys" are the best to ride on during concerts. My name is Maria. FML
FREEBIRD!
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML
Thanks for the memories
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
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jpoole 4
Not really that bad, just run around so people get lost.
Enslaved 38
I'd hate to be the one standing behind you!
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Comments (120)
Dandeska 7
I get that so much try going to china
perdix 31
"I'm going to get a falafel -- meet you back in 10 minutes at the giant infidel."
shootxtoxkill172 0
I think I know you.
mizunwantedxx 0
being tall is the best. :)
melons 44
Hmmm, what a coincidence - I saw a clip of Stephen Merchant's stand up dvd the other day where he said the same thing...
Naitsi 19
me too
rockinsexychick 5
I'm only 5 foot so idk how it feels but I meet ppl at taller ppl all da time
MissMae93 23
Can u nawt tlk lyke a idiot nxt tyme, plz n thx. Dat wud b gud.
Steve95401 49
Why is this even considered an FML?
cherryllollo 7
at least a bunch of short little girls like me weren't mauling you
ohSNAPyall 27
What's the big deal? You're at a concert - there are going to be a lot of people around you anyway.
Gigaboo 0
oh thats cool. im 6'7"
joelmay93 1
Finally I found somebody who says they are the same height as me. I am 6'7" also. Often on websites about "tall" people I see a lot of 6'5" and shorter and occasoianally extra tall like 6'9"+.