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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 16:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a bar with some friends when my wife texted me asking where I was. Not wanting her to know I was at a bar, I told her I was still at work. She was sitting in the booth behind me. FML

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Sunday 28 August 2011 2:44

Ydi for lying

glutgyoogle 6

Sunday 28 August 2011 2:44

Fail. You better hope she's a forgiving person otherwise I'd get used to sleeping alone. YDI

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rezzel 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 18:52

happened to me once, except her friend seen me n she came 10 mins later mad as ****

AOC1995 11

Sunday 28 August 2011 18:58

YDI for lying to your wife

lovemechelsey 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 19:41

at least you weren't cheating on her..

jamrho3708 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 20:18

lying to your wife... enjoy your divorce

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 28 August 2011 23:06

You are whipped. And now you are caught in the act.

Lily_lops95 0

Monday 29 August 2011 8:18

Ha-Ha! Fail

88sforlife 0

Monday 29 August 2011 8:22

Why was she in a bar?

Loveely414 9

Monday 29 August 2011 8:40

Fyl for having a hypocritical wife and a stalker all in one..

Torrey_Turner 12

Monday 29 August 2011 11:17

You have to lie to your wife to go out? maybe you shouldnt be at a bar if youre that much of a vag

SheThing 0

Monday 29 August 2011 19:29

Hey whelp, she can't be mad at you for being at the bar right =D. Lol just for lying...next time tell her straight up. If she gives you shit then bring this up lol she'll have Nothing to say...tisk tisk