Today, I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over the place. After everyone had a good laugh, someone finally decided to tell me that one of my blade covers was still on, thanks. FML
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Today, I went ice skating for my friend's birthday. We had to vacate the skating rink so that they could smooth out the rink for the next session. I don't know how to skate and my friends left me. Not only was I the last one out of the rink, but I had to crawl my way out with everyone laughing. FML
Today, I went ice skating at a place with the most terrible rental skates. Pair 1 was too worn out, pair 2 too small, pair 3 damaged inside. I thought pair 4 was finally a winner, until I got on the ice and realized the blades were fucked. I went flying forward, landed hard, and slid across the ice like a penguin. FML
Today, I finally give rollerblading a try, since it looked so effortless. I put on all the gear and started skating down the street. Within seconds, I lost control, crashed into a garbage bin, and rolled directly into my neighbor's yard. I was so embarrassed that I just lay there pretending I was "just fine, really" while their dog licked my face. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, I tried to go rollerskating with my kids. I wasn’t even able to fully stand up before I fell and broke my leg. FML
Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML
Today, I took my date ice skating, even though I’m terrible at it. I always knew I had shit balance, but I practically spent the entire time clinging to the wall, while she glided gracefully around me like an Olympic skater. At one point, she laughed and said, "You’re graceful like a cat… slipping across a frozen patio!" FML
Today, I was skating to school and a car stopped then when I was skating across, then another car came and hit me and I went flying.. Her one response was ,"Oops, sorry, didn't see you." Everyone else saw me. FML
Today, I had my first ice skating lesson. I had to wait five years for a rink to open in my town, two weeks for my lessons to begin, but only ten minutes to fall and hit my tailbone so hard that I can't walk. FML
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
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mercilessanon 0
YDI no canadian should be this bad at skating
hayleyukulele 0
yeah...because it's impossible to notice yourself. YDI idiot.
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Comments (45)
thewoozy1 0
you can't balance on the ice while wearing guards you ****.
mrlucky4444 0
ur an idiot
john_gabriel 0
I can't ice skate at all, and fall down whenever I try. FML. I mean, at least you have an excuse. I just fall on my ass.
matticus27 14
hahah my coach did that once it was hilarious
bitesize98 0
you know whats funny putting sock tape on peoples skates cause it has the same effect but they cant see it and it doesnt clue in as fast, funny as hell. and on another note when this happens you dont skate around falling cause of bad balance and all, you fall imedietly and when you try to get up you fall again
jeff1900 0
dont feel bad lol that happened to me before to
onholiday208 2
My a
kuzya92 9
You're a real bender Op
we_are_awsome 18
I did the same thing ice skating. I forgot to take the plastics cover off the blade that you get when you First get them. I left them on one foot and I went to go home bc I was so sad I sucked so bad a skating all of a sudden, and realized I has the plastic cover on.
hman1025 17
Duster