Transportation: Today, I went outside a friend's house to find that my car had...

By bear92 - 19/06/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, I went outside a friend's house to find that my car had been saran wrapped. I cleaned it up and went back inside the house. An hour later, I heard a doorbell ring so I went outside the house. They saran wrapped my car again. FML

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By FMLimsomad - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2012 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML

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By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML

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By spark - 27/08/2014 17:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML

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Useless

By markyvilla - 15/04/2011 01:09 - United States

Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML

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Trashed

By rainey - 03/02/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, my car alarm went off so I went outside to investigate. Apparently, the abundant rain water in my street had swept a trash can five houses down, only to be stopped by my car. My bumper was dented by a run-away waste receptacle. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML

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Safe as milk

By unsurprised - 28/02/2010 10:51 - United States

Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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Friday 19 June 2009 12:08

That is ******* awesome. You got owned twice.

Aelaena 6

Friday 19 June 2009 12:08

Who does that?

Comments

Lunelle_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 17:01

Amazing! The most I've done to one of my friends is after halloween we went and got the really cheap web and caution tape at a discount. We covered his car in the web and tape which stuck to the frost on his car. We took pictures and then showed them to him later, he had no idea it was us before then. It was epic :D

kcoco94 1

Friday 19 June 2009 18:02

hahaha, lol im sorry that happend 2 u but its jus so freakin halarious!!!!!

ABBenzin 0

Friday 19 June 2009 18:09

Security Cameras man, security cameras.

1234five 0

Friday 19 June 2009 18:15

Hahaha

medical 0

Friday 19 June 2009 18:42

Maaaaaaan that's hilarious. poor you though...

Countryboy11 0

Friday 19 June 2009 18:49

Why f your life for something like this? Harmless prank, which empty shotgun shells would not stop.

BreezyPear 0

Friday 19 June 2009 19:00

Haha your friends are awesome!

Tomo_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 19:07

lol this sounds like me and my friends we do stuff like this all the time

nammz 0

Friday 19 June 2009 19:09

O.o I thought that this had said that your cat was saran wrapped. Makes a lot more sense to have a car saran wrapped than a cat.

Nightfallz 0

Friday 19 June 2009 19:20

kids get dumber every year. why is society pushing us to "go green". certainly not so those little fags can have a clean planet to cover in Saran wrap