Transportation: Today, I went outside a friend's house to find that my car had...

By bear92 - 19/06/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, I went outside a friend's house to find that my car had been saran wrapped. I cleaned it up and went back inside the house. An hour later, I heard a doorbell ring so I went outside the house. They saran wrapped my car again. FML

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By FMLimsomad - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2012 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML

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By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML

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By spark - 27/08/2014 17:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML

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Useless

By markyvilla - 15/04/2011 01:09 - United States

Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML

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Trashed

By rainey - 03/02/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, my car alarm went off so I went outside to investigate. Apparently, the abundant rain water in my street had swept a trash can five houses down, only to be stopped by my car. My bumper was dented by a run-away waste receptacle. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML

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Safe as milk

By unsurprised - 28/02/2010 10:51 - United States

Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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Friday 19 June 2009 12:08

That is ******* awesome. You got owned twice.

Aelaena 6

Friday 19 June 2009 12:08

Who does that?

Comments

bananabob 0

Monday 22 June 2009 1:53

some juniors at my school did that to the math teacher at the end of exams as a prank

Nacirema20 0

Friday 26 June 2009 17:25

FYL; people are just plain aššholes.. :-/

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 17:49

ash90 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 22:34

nope look at the box smart one:)

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 15:40

what country do u live in? or region? cuz in NY all i see anywhere, including on the packaging, is cleary says 'saran' want a good laugh though? look up 'ceran wrap' on urban dictionary. you'll laugh your ass off for at least 3-4 minutes...also, look is up on google...it won't make you laugh, but it also asks if you meant to search for 'saran wrap'. GOD!!!! I can't believe i get THIS BORED at work!!!!!!

RavenGirl 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 18:33

they did it because you were ******* inside the house!!! thats why u went back inside your friends house in the first place!

MysteryJoker 5

Friday 15 January 2010 14:27

I guess it was a leftover car. Don't take people's leftovers!

thatluizkid 2

Friday 26 February 2010 6:36

that. is. awesome.

hurray4jmk 1

Saturday 25 December 2010 14:43

be glad it wasnt freezing outside. if they surraned wrapped your car then poured water over it youd be chipping it away for a looong time. as much as it sucks... its still funny