By Anonymous - 13/03/2019 12:00 - United States - Salem

Today, I asked a table at a restaurant if there's anything I could get out of their way and they replied, "Yeah, you." FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 167
You deserved it 218

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That's one articulate table - God damn!

Just give them the bill and never go back to the table. But keep an eye on them so they don’t dine and dash

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That's one articulate table - God damn!

This idiot it still posting comments. You need to drop dead already.

Why do you keep talking about your own posts in third person?

He’s still better with his comments than you. I have half a mind to suspect you have Tourettes.

Careful, he'll be posting pointless abuse on every one of your comments next! It's actually kinda flattering though... I've never had a crazy stalker before! 😂

Just give them the bill and never go back to the table. But keep an eye on them so they don’t dine and dash

You’re probably going to get stiffed in the tip, so it might be fun if their food was lightly seasoned with spit, boogers and earwax. ;)

What do talking tables usually say?

#SHADE U know not to be expecting a tip from them then smh 🧾