By Anonymous - 13/03/2019 12:00 - United States - Salem

Today, I asked a table at a restaurant if there's anything I could get out of their way and they replied, "Yeah, you." FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 200
You deserved it 226

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manb91uk 22

That's one articulate table - God damn!

He’s still better with his comments than you. I have half a mind to suspect you have Tourettes.

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manb91uk 22

That's one articulate table - God damn!

He’s still better with his comments than you. I have half a mind to suspect you have Tourettes.

manb91uk 22

Careful, he'll be posting pointless abuse on every one of your comments next! It's actually kinda flattering though... I've never had a crazy stalker before! 😂

You’re probably going to get stiffed in the tip, so it might be fun if their food was lightly seasoned with spit, boogers and earwax. ;)

What do talking tables usually say?

#SHADE U know not to be expecting a tip from them then smh 🧾