That's one articulate table - God damn!

This idiot it still posting comments. You need to drop dead already.

He’s still better with his comments than you. I have half a mind to suspect you have Tourettes.

Careful, he'll be posting pointless abuse on every one of your comments next!

It's actually kinda flattering though... I've never had a crazy stalker before! 😂

Just give them the bill and never go back to the table. But keep an eye on them so they don’t dine and dash

You’re probably going to get stiffed in the tip, so it might be fun if their food was lightly seasoned with spit, boogers and earwax. ;)

People who are rude to service people suck, it’s the only “power” they can get in life

I agree most server are nice and respectful. But every now and then there is one that a bitch. I treat them the way they treat me. I’ve only had to tell a waitress off once and that was because she was treating this homeless guy like shit. He had a certain amount of money and was asking what he could buy. I told her off and left. Then I got in contact with the owner.

What do talking tables usually say?

This guy is a lunatic! 1st he talks to a table then to top it off the table is rude to him? What an imagination!

What are they making tables out of these days? They are just plain rude. Did the chairs have anything to say?

#SHADE
U know not to be expecting a tip from them then smh 🧾