Today, I went on the large bungee drop at the West Edmonton Mall waterpark. As I was falling, my bikini top came off. I had to wait for the bungee rope to stop moving and the life guard to release the ankle strap. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, I went parasailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. On top of that, I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML
Today, I went to a river near my house. They have several swing ropes that you grab and then jump into the river. As I was about to let go of the rope, my leg got tangled and I was held underwater. My mom watched and laughed for a while before she came to help me. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
Today, it was an extremely hot day so I hit up the beach for a swim. Just as I entered the water, the first wave approached me. I tried to jump it and lost my footing, managing to dislocate my hip. I had to be dragged from the water by the lifeguards. FML
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kawa_fml 0
sounds like fun! was the lifeguard cute?
Vertoule 7
There are things you don't do when wearing a bikini unless you don't care about showing your boobs. 1) Go swimming at high tide on a windy day. 2) Water-ski (or anything that involves you being dragged behind a boat). 3) Do anything that involves the bikini's very weak fight against gravity (ie: bungee jumping) YDI, but nice rack ;)
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Comments (258)
jmeg_fml 0
ow, i would think bungee without support would be painful. O_o but whyyy did you bungee with just a bikini top on?!
eatmynads 0
r u hot?
aguywithapanda 10
yea son
toomuchinfamaysh 0
I'm ashamed for the world when pictures weren't requested till the 46th comment.... haha
jewelzgalore 0
Omg, that girl was you? That was hilarious!!!!
DemonicBlaze 0
....Puts a whole new meaning to **** or gtfo--haha.
euplus 0
i`ll ask for some pics, especially cuz i live right by west ed lol. to 74: Canada doesn`t really need the nukes since the whole world doesn't`t hate our country :)
mijzelffan 0
pics or it didn't happen xD No really, I wish I was there :/
Stpatch754 0
why is this story on FML??
Nutsi 0
Damn, I wish I was there. Canada has the hotest chicks since they are all mixed bloods so then the best charateristics of each race is shown. And for those who only like pure bloods, we have those too. Most beautiful chicks are in Canada.