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Well, of course she's moving away. She vomits on you, and you do nothing in return. You can't expect a relationship to work if you expect her to do everything. At this point, if you want any chance of showing her that you care and are willing and able to take the initiative when it's called for, you need to walk right up to her and have diarrhoea on her chest. I know it may seem to early in the relationship for such a big step, but you really have to step up your efforts if you want to make up for your earlier indifference. Good luck, friend. I know you can do it.
What was her mouth doing over your lap? Ooooooohhhh!!!!
you should come here and pick me up now
She probably isn't actually moving, she probably felt mortified, and was afraid you wouldn't want to date her after that.
This was your best date ever? How bad were the others?
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Well, of course she's moving away. She vomits on you, and you do nothing in return. You can't expect a relationship to work if you expect her to do everything. At this point, if you want any chance of showing her that you care and are willing and able to take the initiative when it's called for, you need to walk right up to her and have diarrhoea on her chest. I know it may seem to early in the relationship for such a big step, but you really have to step up your efforts if you want to make up for your earlier indifference. Good luck, friend. I know you can do it.
What was her mouth doing over your lap? Ooooooohhhh!!!!