Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
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Today, a girl I've liked for months agreed to go to a movie. We were going to see Captain Marvel, but missed the show time, so we saw Five Feet Apart. Blessing in disguise, right? Wrong. She cried while holding my hand as she talked about how in love she is with another girl. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
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ErinRosado 14
No shame in that.
Watermelon2011 6
If she's a mature woman she would appreciate you showing emotions. :)
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Comments (207)
benkubie 2
There's no fml in this! You were the man in the situation
chickenman12312 12
Am I the only one who didn't think the movie was sad?
pearlgalaxy 8
That's actually adorable! It's good to have a sensitive side, OP.
ArtsysFace 14
Both movie and the book will bring the feels.
tooindecisive 2
Real men cry.
Mr_Mole 24
Yes, at the birth of their child. Not at a made up film.
QueenofWheels 13
Who are you to decide what should make somebody cry?
Uno_Dos_TresCool 8
That's what you get for watching that movie
lhozy 5
awh, I think its sweet when guys are like that ^-^
ostfaiz 18
why..she never sang 'cry me a river *face' :|
ElectroThunder28 16
I didn't think it was that sad, though I wasn't paying much attention to the move
MegroKitty 8
the only problem there is that you went on a date with a heartless chick.