Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
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Today, a girl I've liked for months agreed to go to a movie. We were going to see Captain Marvel, but missed the show time, so we saw Five Feet Apart. Blessing in disguise, right? Wrong. She cried while holding my hand as she talked about how in love she is with another girl. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
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ErinRosado 14
No shame in that.
Watermelon2011 6
If she's a mature woman she would appreciate you showing emotions. :)
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Comments (207)
Malfurious 17
Never a bad thing to be in touch with your emotions, OP, I bet she liked the sensitive side of you :)
Bunny21 11
Hey man don't feel bad, I just saw that movie and it's unreal that someone wouldn't cry! I'm with you!
Mr_Mole 24
Man up will you.
Cass_x 22
How could she not cry? D: I cried when I read the book, AND when I saw the movie :o
sartrow 8
man UP! PUSS PUSS
pansycake99 2
I don't blame you for crying
ItsMyLife1496 5
Awww
sayhey22 19
Oh my gosh men are human and have emotions too! Who knew?
kittylevin 8
My parents saw "The Dead Poets Society" on their first date. My mom says she fell in love with my dad when she saw he wasn't afraid to cry (a lot). So don't worry, op. :)
middlenamefrank 8
I wouldn't worry about your crying -- I haven't seen the movie but it sounds like a real tear-jerker. I still can't watch "Brian's Song" without at least misting up a little. I'd be a little concerned that your g/f didn't cry.