Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
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Today, a girl I've liked for months agreed to go to a movie. We were going to see Captain Marvel, but missed the show time, so we saw Five Feet Apart. Blessing in disguise, right? Wrong. She cried while holding my hand as she talked about how in love she is with another girl. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
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ErinRosado 14
No shame in that.
Watermelon2011 6
If she's a mature woman she would appreciate you showing emotions. :)
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Comments (207)
nannyRayRay 14
Just saw that tonight, was determined not to cry, only shed one tear
1_2_chickadoo 3
hickeyboy42 11
I'm with you brother
danielles 6
Oh god if she seriously didnt cry don't date her. Date me.
swaggaliz 2
AJJJJAJAJAJAJA
littlemissno1 3
That is the saddest movie ever in the history of movies. Don't be ashamed, and I think she might have no heart.
xleelz 13
it's okay bro.
katiekay11 6
I brought my boyfriend to see that movie with me and he cried three times and i didnt cry at all. It was cute
hig999 19
You pussy lmao
people_annoy_me 23
Dump her. If she doesn't cry in a film/book like that, then she has less feelings that a rock.