Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
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Today, a girl I've liked for months agreed to go to a movie. We were going to see Captain Marvel, but missed the show time, so we saw Five Feet Apart. Blessing in disguise, right? Wrong. She cried while holding my hand as she talked about how in love she is with another girl. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
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ErinRosado 14
No shame in that.
Watermelon2011 6
If she's a mature woman she would appreciate you showing emotions. :)
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Comments (207)
LisaDay 14
I'd rather him want to see a good horror movie than some sappy love movie.
jonmaster69 7
Your a ******* pussy
Holy_Schnikes 23
I read the book so I cried most of the movie. I brought my male friend and he said he wouldn't need the tissues I kept telling him he would need. He needed them by the end. The whole theater needed them. How did she not cry?
blazinandy 20
What kind of person doesn't cry at one point in The Fault in Our Stars. Thats a bit freaky.
Despensible 4
okay? okay.
sassy2085 16
Don't worry I cried reading the book and didn't in the movie. Your GF must of read the book lol
TheKillerWalrus 10
It's perfectly normal. I did the same thing at the end of Marley and Me. And as a guy, I feel we should be allowed to show emotion. We are not robots :3=
allieldr101 1
It only shows your sensitive side not a bad thing at all
CryoShock 14
I never really did read the Fault in Our Stars, is it good?
cappellaaa 23
that's presh! as for her, wtf is wrong with her? haha