Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went on the best date I've been on in years. Later on, over drinks we get talking and I explain how I came out to my friends and family. When I ask him how he came out, he replies that he isn't gay, and oh, did I think this was a date? FML
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML
Today, I brought my new boyfriend to dinner with my family. Everything was going smoothly until my dad asked him how long we’d been dating. My boyfriend looked at me, then said, "Uh, I think it's been… four months?" I looked horrified and said, "It's been TWO!" Now I’m wondering if we’re dating or just two confused people stuck in a situationship. FML
Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
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RedTheSeeNurse 4
He thought you were until you asked, so he got embarrassed and pretended like he didn't know. Obviously
gotbiscuits 0
You think every guy is obliged to make a move on the first date? Sounds like you don't need a date. What you need is a one-night stand. Go to a bar instead. There will be plenty of guys ready to make a move.
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Comments (126)
Bubblerider 3
Stop bitching to us and deal with it. This is NOT FML worthy!!
chosenen 6
Did YOU make a move?;)
Calyx_fml 22
If you wanted a move to be made then you should have made one, op. Beggars can't be choosers.
Jorcar 8
Maybe he isn't a big fan of making a move on a first date?
kris1020351 0
That would be my luck
Lilmama2Uchickz 0
Should have made ur move the guyz don't have to do all the work ya know
Pandasympathy 0
this is why i could never be single again
I_AM_WIN98 1
The funny thing is, he was probably right about to make a move before you said that. So ha.
nobbydeltrott 1
I think he probably gave you an honest answer. I think that you should be grateful he had the integrity to be real with you. If you weren't 'clicking' that's life, not a snub on your character.
SuperKnuckels 6
you could of made a move to, that option isnt only for guys.