Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML
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Today, I went on a blind date, meeting up in a park. I got there first and sat down to wait for him. After a while, a guy sat down next to me. I wasn't sure if it was him, so I texted him, asking if he'd arrived. His response was, "I'm already here, sat to the left of the old woman dressed like a gypsy." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
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Alex_DeLarge 0
Even if that wasn't her, did you think insulting somebody would make you look cool?
Callyn 47
You're an ass. Even if she wasn't fat, she probably would have found that offensive. You should've just told her that you were there. If you weren't attracted to her, you aren't obligated to make a second date but you don't have to be rude.
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Comments (237)
Mikayla82ca 0
Isn’t 4 the new 6? So maybe your a little larger then you think? And maybe you should watch your self-gratifying comment? No one cares what size you are.
bmach 0
Well, since it's a fat chick at least you can run away and not expect her to be able to catch up.
daniirae 0
what if he didn't have the chance to run, and she like rolled over or something and squished him?
pickwick716 0
donkey_hang_down is the balls. Fat people are a plague and any who aren't ashamed of themselves should be.
cocky 0
Well, look at it this way, you avoided the date. It worked out for you. :)
mo_the_owl 0
Even if she wasn't your date I doubt if you referencing "the fat chick" would have been very attractive. Double fail.
Person1233 13
So what, he described a girl, she was fat. Its not like she doesnt know it already. Maybe it inspired it to lose weight. Anyway, FYL.
moonlight_daze 8
Exactly! Why the **** would you say that to a girl you're trying to impress anyway?
indiana_gal 0
wtf? #85! ur a ******* ass wipe wat the hell do u mean by they don't have feelings!
tbagg74 0
I think he means that they don't have feelings pretty obvious
scateice 0
I means they have no feelings..... What are you, retarded?
canada224 0
AHAHA indiana gals probably the fat chick in the fml
moonlight_daze 8
Wow. You're really gullible #90. But then again, you're an Indiana girl.. A "hoosier" if you will.
cassiestein 0
TBH, I'd probably walk away as soon as I heard the beep. Although, I don't describe people that way, so that wouldn't happen to me. Hah.
Rayli_Erin_28 0
That's horrible. Whether they be fat or skinny, everyone has feelings. It's sad that you judge people by their outsides, and not their insides. Bc you never know how cool that person could have been. Whether this be fake or not, don't treat people that way. It's cruel.