By Anonymous - 11/03/2013 01:51 - United States - Portland

Today, I was told I've secured the job I applied for at my local hospital. Being just 19, this is a great opportunity, and I told my parents. They angrily asked if I'd applied just to get access to drugs, then demanded to know how I'd managed to pass the drug test. Thanks for the confidence. FML
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Congrats on the new job.

They need advice so they can pass their drug tests at work.


Congrats on the new job.

What 1 said, OP's parents should have said. Be proud of yourself, OP, and prove your parents are wrong!

Congratulations OP! Now... Can I get access to the drugs through you?

They need advice so they can pass their drug tests at work.

Synthetic urine is the best option.

Don't eat poppy seed bagels!

Sounds like they may be a bit guilty, suspecting you so strongly without reason! Swipe their pee (somehow), use it for your test (when they test you at home), and when you fail - tell them you used theirs :-)

Meh didn't need their congrats anyway... Good luck at the new job OP!

Do people never look from the parent's perspective.. Why did they ask that, is she a known or recovering addict? Parents, okay not all, but generally wouldn't be arseholes for no reason

skulltorn 8

After seeing the word "arsehole", I'm going to assume you are not American. Let me tell you something about the United States, parents here are complete assholes!!!! Most have good intentions but are still asshole.

There are arsehole parents everywhere, not just in the US. And why does saying arsehole mean they're not from the US...?

dorworters 9

because most people here dont talk like that...

Because the majority of people from the U.S. say ass instead of arse. And he's not altogether wrong about the parents either.

Sounds like some very unsupportive parents. Forget their opinion, congratulations OP!

Did you pass it?

Obviously otherwise OP wouldn't have gotten the job

moonsalt 20

They're just jealous you're so successful at such a young age. ;)

But you can get the drugs? Don't hold out on me man.

I can just imagine OP saying " because there wasn't one"

Congrats and just prove them wrong

SuperdudeGuy 8

Just don't become a pharmacist and they won't be too upset.

Yeah, OP, don't be selfish! Give up your job and ruin your future for the sake of your idiot parents!

dorworters 9

youre aware that a pharmacist and a doctor...are not the same thing...right? you seem to be under the impression that what you said is the sarcastic version of the comment to which you replied.

bpeavy07 5

OP didn't say they were going to be a doctor. I work in a hospital pharmacy as a pharmacy technician.