Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML
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Today, I went on a blind date, meeting up in a park. I got there first and sat down to wait for him. After a while, a guy sat down next to me. I wasn't sure if it was him, so I texted him, asking if he'd arrived. His response was, "I'm already here, sat to the left of the old woman dressed like a gypsy." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
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Alex_DeLarge 0
Even if that wasn't her, did you think insulting somebody would make you look cool?
Callyn 47
You're an ass. Even if she wasn't fat, she probably would have found that offensive. You should've just told her that you were there. If you weren't attracted to her, you aren't obligated to make a second date but you don't have to be rude.
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Comments (237)
oliviax3 0
lmao
xAmber 0
YDI..biiig time
twiggly 0
Username implies this is a girl. She is also from Quebec. If this did happen to someone she KNEW, oh well...they're French. We all know what french people are like.... But then again I'm biased against French Canadians...I am Albertan lol!
Icantfindmymommy 0
Twiggley as far as I'm concerned you can go screw yourself in a dark hole and then die. French Canadians kick ass and you are a ********
redbluegreen 41
I love how you're on a French based website. XD
ladysandy_fml 0
What the hell ? I'M a French canadian, I'M from quebec, and I've lived in Alberta for about like.. a year, and I've never meet some ******* like you, everybody was really nice, but I assume there's stupid people everywhere, and that you're part of those... Even If OP is from Quebec, what does this have to do with his/her FML ? There's so many more fat chicks in Alberta than here man..
Icantfindmymommy 0
Hahaha! I love you. Oh and thanks number 1 for not saying "first" :)
cucumberfabulous 7
#8....... Even though that wasn't nice, I still couldn't help but laugh.. =/
ohFawkYou 0
this must be fake... sarahh38(man) ?? but still funny tho. lol
Butterfly_D 0
YDI. This was really avoidable.. Next time don't use people as "landmarks." Tell her you're next to an unique tree or specific car or whatever. And you could have asked around as well. "Hello, have you seen anyone named _____ around? I'm _____" Also, maybe next time you should open your mind a bit. Some fat chicks can actually be attractive (at least facially), and they can be quite cool if you look past their skin and get to know them better. No need to be rude or judgemental.
hudo 0
ahaahahhaahahahh too good to be true :D:D:D
fivealive143 0
a guy named sarah??? hmmmm
firepowahhx90 0
Hahaha. That honestly sucks, although I would see why you don't like fat chixx. Most ppl don't so its all good dude. :D
22jrdn55 15
maybe hes gay or something or maybe its a fake story made up by sarahh38