Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
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Supahnova 14
On the bright side, you were spared the horror of dating a douchebag.
SerpentBoy 8
A watch that tell you where to be... I need one of these.
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Comments (68)
perdix 29
That sucks! A true gentleman would have muscled through the meal and made himself available for a pity **** before departing for good. Where are the good men these days!?
DanielleinDC 33
Well, that wasn't a very nice move, but at least you were spared having to spend time with someone who isn't and never will be interested in you. Sure it would have been nicer if he'd gone through the charade of an hour or so for a drink or something and then given you a brush-off line, but in the end, the only waste was putting on makeup and going to meet the guy.
etchsanity1 11
Everyone is assuming a lot here ... It was a blind date right? She could be mistaken he might have been the wrong person her date might not have been there and he was just responding to a girl he wasn't interested in giving him a strange look and walking up to him. If she knew for sure it's because she had seen a picture I feel if they traded pics then he wouldn't have pulled the stunt unless hers was misleading perhaps or that she had seen a picture but hadn't shown him one... If that's the case it's a YDI for wanting to screen his looks and getting mad because he did the same.
theycallmekitty 13
That's true but maybe they had a specific meeting place or they told each other what they would be wearing?
chrisp87 11
I'm really sorry to hear that, but look on the bright side he just did you a really big favor.
simoncat 11
What a jerk! Best to learn that early.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
How did you know it was him if it was a blind date?
Lastking85 6
It's not meant to Be.
beehardxcore 26
Sorry OP. Sounds like you dodged a bullet though. That guy seems like a douche.
onorexveritas 23
you don't want someone like that anyways
benyb 1
thats a blind 1