Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
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Supahnova 14
On the bright side, you were spared the horror of dating a douchebag.
SerpentBoy 8
A watch that tell you where to be... I need one of these.
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Comments (68)
Chazzzor 10
I wonder - Did you lie about your appearance, age, or body type?
U_GotitDude 18
How do you know he was even your date
Born2die 11
Oh look at my wrist I gotta be somewhere!
hateevryone 14
He's a douchebag. You're better off.
Old_Iron_Sides 6
are you sure that was your date, or will we see another FML tomorrow? "Today I went on a blind date, or would have if my date had ever shown up. FML."
Satoaoi 13
that's when you accidentally trip him. on a side note. now you can find yourself a better date. one who wants to date You for you no mafter how you look.
pipinya 8
Maybe it WAS just some randomn guy who was at the wrong place at the wrong time
bexxiiee 11
If it was a blind date... How do you know he was your date? :S
Kratos1206 3
You must be something ugly
capodanno 4
I'm confused. I thought it was a blind date?