Et tu, Brute?
Today I caught my husband cheating on me in our bed with my 19-year-old brother. FML
Today I caught my husband cheating on me in our bed with my 19-year-old brother. FML
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almost_there44 26
What the ****? Your disgusting husband really kept it in the family. How did this even start? Who initiated this fraudulent shit? I'm so sad for you. This is one of the times you really need to cut off your family.
exileonmainst 16
I’ve said this before, at least he isn’t a Scientologist.
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Comments (30)
mayhem95 12
what the actual **** is your husband ?
manb91uk 22
I’m pretty sure it’s called either a bisexual or a closeted homosexual. Either way he’s a cheating piece of shit though. Sorry OP.
Allie614032 34
But OP is a man too?
MamaChey 24
He’s a ass hat pig
Lalala579121 27
Judging by the name, OP is more than likely female. FML sometimes does not show gender properly.
Cali 54
Yep... If someone doesn't select the gender, it defaults to male.
_Blinkzys 3
What in the anal **** ?? *slaps knee*
exileonmainst 16
I’ve said this before, at least he isn’t a Scientologist.
almost_there44 26
What the ****? Your disgusting husband really kept it in the family. How did this even start? Who initiated this fraudulent shit? I'm so sad for you. This is one of the times you really need to cut off your family.
RichardPencil 30
I hope you mean EX-brother!
TeachAllTheMath 19
Betrayed by both sides, I’m so sorry OP.
kazekai8 11
The betrayal is real
Lobby_Bee 17
Did he get caught with pants down or ass up?
tido26 17
well, at least you don't have to worry about an unwanted pregnancy
Glowworm56 26
Time to divorce "Brute."
RichardPencil 30
“Brutus”. Brute is the vocative declension of Brutus. Latin fun fact!
KittyMack 13
That is an extreme level of pain. Betrayed by a sibling. Spouse not only cheating but in the marital bed! What a scummy bastard! And aside from the horrific cruelty to OP... I don't think it's exactly normal to wanna bang a teen relative. Creepy. I only hope the husband was really young too, not like, fifty or something. Well OP, life can only get better from here.