Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while I was lying in bed in a hospital gown, a nurse came to check my vitals. I wasn't wearing any underwear and unbeknownst to me the bottom of my gown had been pulled up. My nurse laughed her head off while pointing this out to me as I covered myself, mortified after accidentally flashing her with my tiny dick. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I awoke after 4 hours of surgery. The male nurse taking care of me is cute, very cute. I'm trying my best to seem fine and dandy when he tells me that I can't eat anything before my next poop, adding, "And don't flush it, OK? I need to check." FML
Today, I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone, I writhed and twisted in all directions in my attempts to pee in a bottle left precisely for that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor, a good-looking guy, came in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing my business. FML
Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, I asked a guy to change into a gown for an X-ray exam. I asked him to leave his underwear on, everything else off. Apparently he was going commando, as he left skid marks on my table when the exam was over. FML
Today, when I was visiting my dad in the ICU, the nurse was trying to help him sit upright and his dick and balls plopped out of his hospital gown for everyone to see. FML
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MyPupRox 2
Better than glow in the dark unicorns.
Muwahaha_fml 4
It could be worse-granny panties.
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Comments (131)
myFMLname 8
What, did you lose a bet or something? Why would you wear novelty underwear?
JustinComments 3
Cause it's cool? as long as you aren't planning on getting laid.
Glitterhinoceros 14
As long as they don't plan on getting laid?? Idk about you, but glow in the dark underwear are legit and kickass, you'd be getting laid twice as much
cooldukenukem 2
So you wear underwear with an intestine design in the hopes that no one will see it? That seems backward to me.
kocoman500 2
.....where the hell did you get intestine from???
Altosax 4
I really hope coolduke meant interesting, not intestine.
koekj 6
Doctors are evil.
ArcticPuppet 0
What about THE Doctor? He saves aliens, AND the human race!
Sarah_moustache 9
Why would your underwear even be noticeable? Other than it showing from Your pants. Did you burn your crotch hair?
murdersquirrel 15
There are LOTS of reasons and no one goes to the hospital for burnt hair.
TheDrifter 24
Perhaps op was in a hospital gown?
Awsumuzzie 12
The fu....?
DocBastard 40
Because when you go to the hospital, the doctor does something called a physical examination. Am I getting through here?
ninjuh_wingman 29
Im sure that your underwear wasnt the only thing he was looking at down there
perdix 31
Unfortunately, yes, it was. It wouldn't be a FML if the "cute doctor" had probed past the funny undies -- it would be a Penthouse Letter.
lustheart 7
.....obviously. He's a doctor. They don't make you take off your underwear for nothing..
KiddNYC1O 22
Total ice breaker.
chickenwalrus 14
how much does a polar bear weigh? just enough to break the ice...
PlasticSand 6
Haha... No.
m1grande 3
Did he turn the lights off to further his investigation?
EnterSandman_fml 20
I'd actually think those were pretty hot. I'll have to try to get my girlfriend in some of those.
murdersquirrel 15
I once got a spinal tap in undies with Hello Kitty across the ass. The neurologist, nurse and my mother had a good snicker about that.
leogirl95 12
I want some glow in the dark underwear!
krysxkatastrophe 14
At least those panties sound cute, they could have been granny panites! Plus, what's the point of cute underwear if nobody is going to see them?