So you went to see DocBastard, you thought he was cute, and he found your glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing? Is that what he's been doing to get laid now?

well this is great! now he doesn't have to waste a paper bag when you two inevitably have sex. simply turn off the lights and he knows where he has to go. i imagined an airplane pilot in a way. "excuse me ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. we're going to have to make an emergency landing in a very dense jungle. but luckily, there is a swamp full of glowing skulls to guide us. but just to be safe, put on your gas masks and wet suits just in case, we don't know how many souls have been lost in there." that's how i feel it basically went down.

As a (former) health care professional, I can assure you, OP, the cute MD enjoyed every moment of your visit, novelty panties & all ... but you have NO chance of scoring a date unless you get introduced outside of his work zone. No matter how hot you are (& I'm sure you are), his professional ethics come first. (pun kinda intended)

Wtf who picks people up in a hospital...

This is a bad thing?

I got the same pair if it primark ones

funky music

This is why your mother always tells you to wear clean underwear. And if you're wondering, yes we do make fun of the guys wearing neon purple bikini underwear, and yes we do make fun of misspelled tattoos.

primark underwear. I has them

Why does he need to see your underwear at the hospital??