Today, I went into a music store to look into getting a new guitar. I picked up one that I was interested in and tried it out quietly. A sales representative approached me and asked me to "stop the noise and leave the guitars for serious customers." I've been playing for almost ten years. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML
Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML
Today, I was trying sell a customer a top-of-the-line surround sound system. Apparently he was aware that I work on commission, as he threatened to buy the system elsewhere unless I sang Rebecca Black's "Friday" in front of the whole store. Goodbye, self-respect. FML
Today, I dropped my 6-month-old $3,500 guitar. Luckily, it had a one year warranty from the store so I drove back. It was shut down. FML
Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML
Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, I was at a piano lesson playing a song I had worked very hard to make perfect. Halfway through, my teacher abruptly stops me and asks, "Did you notice that I rearranged the furniture?" FML
Today, I was listening to music while wearing my headphones on campus. A song I really liked came on, and after a while, I started doing air guitar along to it. I was soon accosted by campus security. Apparently, air guitar looks like jerking off from really far away. FML
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JesseJaymz 0
ouch. time to switch to the triangle.
MollyCookies 0
Maybe he thought that all you were gonna do was just play with them and not actually buy anything? Haha always gotta think on the bright side.
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Comments (148)
compliments 0
he was high?
xmarkstheheart 0
You've either been sucking for 10 years or that employee's a douchebag. Or both. FYL.
MrBubbles101 0
someone just lost a sale
zebrapattern 6
that doesn't mean you're good
miume16 0
asshole i wouldve slapped him
newmandotcom 6
Maybe you dont play as well as you thought. If everyone played and sang as well as they thought, we would have a nation full of Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber....
resistingplague 0
Don't let it stop you bro
themadbolt 9
Guess you need some "serious" lessons!
falloutking12349 0
I've seen this post retoast and I'm not having any fun......
falloutking12349 0
:D Alan its you remember egoraptor we talked for like a week straight while I was banned good times good times
BFMV1225 7
What did they expect? Slash?