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By mathguy - 03/05/2012 12:16 - United States - Green Bay

Today, I went for a job interview for a building position at a retail store. They saw on my application that I was good at math. They asked me what the circumference of a circle is. Being nervous during the interview, I accidentally said the area of a circle. I didn't get the job. FML

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By RIP job - 28/09/2016 04:26 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML

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Donut laugh at me

By sdeeter - 29/04/2013 13:39 - United States

Today, I had a job interview at the local donut shop. It turns out I misunderstood the position, and that the job was actually to wear a donut costume and wave at cars outside the shop. I was told this after I got hired. FML

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Baked

By Anonymous - 07/06/2020 05:05

Today, I was supposed to have my first job interview for a bakery franchise. Turns out all the applications are submitted to every store, and I was called to the wrong one. FML

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Coming or going

By almost governmental - 05/09/2014 22:02 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, I got a call about a job interview, saying I was hired. I was ecstatic, until they called me back and said they'd called the wrong applicant. They called again later, saying there'd been a mistake and I really was hired. When I went in to confirm it, they said they'd never heard of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 17:27 - United States

Today, I got called for a job interview. I didn't catch where it was, and in my excitement I forgot to ask. I now have no idea where I'm being interviewed. FML

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Words is hard

By Anonymous - 20/09/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I went for an interview at a great company. Everything was going well until I tried to demonstrate my knowledge of their industry by using a technical term. Turns out I'd completely misunderstood the term and used it in the wrong context. The interviewer raised an eyebrow, and I could see "Don't call us, we'll call you" flicker in their eyes. FML

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Great first impression

By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 18:00 - Canada

Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML

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Too trusting

By Anonymous - 25/09/2021 20:00

Today, I made the major mistake of trusting a fart during a job interview. Needless to say, I didn’t get the job. FML

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By gonnabeunemployed - 08/12/2016 21:33

Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML

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By GoodbyeNewJob - 17/11/2016 18:00

Today, I accidentally said, "Hell yes!" in front of a potential employer and a group of kids before an interview at a daycare center. FML

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DocBastard 38

Thursday 3 May 2012 19:16

Staymintyfresh - Are you in the slow grammar class?

happle 21

Thursday 3 May 2012 20:51

It's pi, you guys. Pie is food, pi is a number.

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luvscomplic8ed 6

Thursday 3 May 2012 20:52

You couldn't have explained that to him? You could ask if you could come back when you've calmed down?

ThermiteKitten 8

Thursday 3 May 2012 21:15

What were you supposed to be selling, Pokéballs?

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 3 May 2012 23:00

Gotta catch 'em all!

Dracoboxer357 35

Thursday 3 May 2012 23:32

78- If that were true, the volume of a sphere may be a more practical formulae for Pokemon storage. Try V=4 x pi x r^3, divided by 3. ;P

evilplatypus 38

Thursday 3 May 2012 21:39

The job is designed for robots because he couldn't answer a question in a field he claimed to be good at? Huh? Your logic fails. Most jobs "designed for robots" are repetitive and require little to no intellectual abilities. Jobs where you actually have to use that little grey matter between your ears are what most people call "normal" jobs.