Kids: Today, I went for a hike with my new boyfriend on a fairly deserted...

By embarassed - 08/08/2009 14:53 - United States

Today, I went for a hike with my new boyfriend on a fairly deserted trail my ex-husband had shown me awhile back. In all my hikes there, I've never seen another person and figured it would be okay to get intimate. Guess who came hiking past? That's right, my ex-husband. And our 8yr old son. FML

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By jimmy_poison - 09/02/2015 00:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 17:00 - United States - Portland

Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML

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By YouAREthefather - 18/03/2010 16:48 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

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Saturday 8 August 2009 20:27

You're an idiot

sireen 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:28

why would you go there if your ex husband showed you that spot....

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Qup 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 23:10

I hope that your ex husband has custody because you show a distinct lack of judgement that endangers your childs emotional health. who knows what kind of bad judgement you could have that would endanger his life. STUPID PEOPLE SHOULD NOT HAVE CHILDREN!!!

hk_fml 9

Saturday 8 August 2009 23:30

Calm down. The OP did not know that they were going to be there, how the hell was she supposed to know? Do you think she'd hurt her child on purpose? You dont even know her, you're sitting behind a computer screen judging her and calling her a bad parents just because of one mistake. god. Some people are so retarded.

djspazy 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 2:47

or some people could just have some decency and get a room. did you think of that one?

imthatguythatdid 0

Friday 24 June 2011 16:31

did you ever think that they wanted to try something new?! and/or being kinky?

actorkidrox 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 23:21

"Today, I was walking along a hiking trail with my daddy and I heard weird sounds coming from further up the trail. Thinking it was some kind of exotic animal, I rushed ahead to see what it was. It was my mother having sex. On a hiking trail. FML"

imkees 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 23:30

LOL, your son must be scared for life

I_Heart_Her 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 23:51

why would you want to have sex off a trail that you've probably had sex with ur ex husband so many times already? I dont understand that at all. Whan I broke up with my ex I never wanted to go anywhere special like go somewhere we would call "our place" by myself, let alone with another woman. Does ur boyfriend know you used to bump clams with some other guy a whole bunch of times on that very spot? hmmmmmm