Kids: Today, I went for a hike with my new boyfriend on a fairly deserted...

By embarassed - 08/08/2009 14:53 - United States

Today, I went for a hike with my new boyfriend on a fairly deserted trail my ex-husband had shown me awhile back. In all my hikes there, I've never seen another person and figured it would be okay to get intimate. Guess who came hiking past? That's right, my ex-husband. And our 8yr old son. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 17:24 - United States

Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex wife. FML

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Child's play

By knew that kid looked familiar - 06/10/2021 17:00

Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML

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I know where I'm going

By Anonymous - 18/11/2023 10:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

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Stay safe, stay home FFS!

By wtf_are_people_doing - 21/04/2020 23:00

Today, I went to meet my boyfriend for a walk. It's our anniversary, and I hadn't seen him in over a month because of the quarantine, so we agreed to meet, as long as we had the proper safety gear and were careful. On my way to meet him, I drove past a park. In it were twelve half-naked teenagers playing volleyball. FML

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Boundaries

By Anonymous - 24/06/2020 17:02

Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML

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By jimmy_poison - 09/02/2015 00:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

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Secrecy

By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

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Bit on the side

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 17:00 - United States - Portland

Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML

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By YouAREthefather - 18/03/2010 16:48 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

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Saturday 8 August 2009 20:27

You're an idiot

sireen 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:28

why would you go there if your ex husband showed you that spot....

Comments

in2deep96 5

Saturday 5 December 2009 6:27

hi mom why are jumping on top of my step dad???

bonnieandclyde44 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 6:08

you are such a bitch. you have an eight year old son and youre like... DATING?!

fogrunner 13

Monday 10 May 2010 10:17

... So? Would you mind the dating if OP were a guy, I wonder??? What's she supposed to do? Stay in a bad marriage and fight with her hubby in front of the kid all the time? Or maybe never date again (in which case you'd probably call her frigid)?

confucious 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 23:50

bust that ass in nature!

ferrariic 0

Friday 5 November 2010 3:41

epic fail

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Saturday 9 April 2011 0:45

Oooh yay some fresh ydi to bitch about :)

vonne 0

Monday 11 April 2011 5:13

get some!

katiek69 0

Friday 24 June 2011 17:41

trolololololol

bullrider92 19

Sunday 21 August 2011 19:54

Was your ex deaf?Surely if you thought you were alone,you were moaning pretty loud.He should have kept the kid away unless he recognized your sounds and wanted to show him what kind of **** you could be.