“And I would know! My capacity as a traffic cop entitles me to judge carpentry. There’s a lot of commonality between noticing how fast somebody is driving and knowing when somebody is a good carpenter. Yep!”

Hey, on the bright side that means there are potentially 49 worse carpenters in the country!

Better stick to wood and leave everything else for other professionals. It's better to be good a one thing, than being an moron in a hundred things.

Sounds like something straight out of a cartoon.

Well, I guess, at least nobody was killed due to your incompetence.

Who wood have guessed? The cop birched at you for a bad repair. Next time you need something fixed, make sure you have a professional tree-ple check your work. It will likely save your ash in the future!