FML : Today, I finished a repair on my trailer. About twenty miles down the road, one of the joints gave out and the whole thing broke on the freeway, scattering...

Today, I finished a repair on my trailer. About twenty miles down the road, one of the joints gave out and the whole thing broke on the freeway, scattering lumber and splinters everywhere. The traffic cop called me the worst carpenter in the whole state. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mustanggt - / Monday 2 October 2017 10:00 / United States - Utica

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By Tripartita | 44

#7547811 - Monday 2 October 2017 04:31

“And I would know! My capacity as a traffic cop entitles me to judge carpentry. There’s a lot of commonality between noticing how fast somebody is driving and knowing when somebody is a good carpenter. Yep!”

By exileonmainst | 9

#7547838 - Monday 2 October 2017 05:31

Hey, on the bright side that means there are potentially 49 worse carpenters in the country!

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By Tripartita | 44

#7547811 - Monday 2 October 2017 04:31

bartsj1988 | 7

#7548445 - Wednesday 4 October 2017 04:53

Right because there's a rule in society that states that people are only allowed one profession.

By Coda James Matthew Blanchard | 4

#7547817 - Monday 2 October 2017 04:50

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pjsr | 30

#7547847 - Monday 2 October 2017 05:51

Retard should never be used as an insult.

By exileonmainst | 9

#7547838 - Monday 2 October 2017 05:31

Hey, on the bright side that means there are potentially 49 worse carpenters in the country!

By Lobby_Bee | 15

#7547878 - Monday 2 October 2017 07:09

Better stick to wood and leave everything else for other professionals. It's better to be good a one thing, than being an moron in a hundred things.

By BasedLink421 | 1

#7547911 - Monday 2 October 2017 08:25

Sounds like something straight out of a cartoon.

By mt21mt | 12

#7548027 - Tuesday 3 October 2017 04:51

Well, I guess, at least nobody was killed due to your incompetence.

By tonyfan00 | 35

#7548429 - Wednesday 4 October 2017 02:40

Who wood have guessed? The cop birched at you for a bad repair. Next time you need something fixed, make sure you have a professional tree-ple check your work. It will likely save your ash in the future!