Today, I went downstairs completely naked to get water, completely forgetting that my daughter had a sleepover and they were in the living room. The ice dispenser woke some of them up, including my daughter. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML
Spooked
Today, I was trying to sleep when I saw a head looming from the darkness with no eyes and a mouth open like a silent scream. I just froze and pissed myself. It was my daughter wanting to cuddle with us. Alas, the bed was wet, so she got put back in her bed, while we had to share the sofa downstairs. FML
Temper tantrum
Today, the cops were called to my apartment because my daughter had a temper tantrum while I was at work. She was naked when they were there. FML
Maze
Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I was in the middle of a shower, and downstairs I heard my 7 year old daughter screaming "Mom!! Help! I need you right now!" I panicked and ran downstairs, not giving myself enough time to put some clothing on. It was my neighbor at the door. FML
Occam's razor
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML
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Lizzy500 16
There's a thing called a bathrobe, might want to get one and hang it on the back of your bedroom door. I'm no prude and sleeping nekkid is fine, but if you've got kids and they're old enough for sleep overs, they probably are old enough to be uncomfortable with parental nudity.
Danne696 14
If you think you feel bad about that, believe me, your daughter feels 100 times worse.
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DoomedGemini 38
I'm kinda on the thoughts that nudity isn't that big of deal with family, but I also feel like you should be extra careful if you do go around the house naked. If you have trouble remembering things like this when you're sleepy, sorry but get into the routine of slipping something on, whether it be a bathrobe or something.
Saraishi 25
Then again if you have children and regardless of whether they're having a sleep over or not, you should cover yourself. No kid wants to see their parent's privates.
isabellam0426 18
Me as a mom.
MariaGiovanni 25
your parenting style would be to flash your child (ren) and their friends? please dont have kids.
rfish14 2
People commenting that it's nothing you haven't seen before: we're talking about presumably young children of the opposite sex, so they probably haven't, nor should they
dansco 25
So you would normally walk around naked at night even when there aren't sleep overs there? What if you child(ren) saw you another time?
Calilady 11
Why were you naked knowing your daughter was having a sleepover? That's when you definitely need to be at least wearing boxers. Sorry OP, but you deserve it.
lovely234_fml 16
I have to put this out there, because it was my first thought: depending on the parental situation, it could be that the daughter doesn't spend too many nights at the dad's house. If he has his daughter over every weekend or every other weekend or something, and he normally sleeps in the buff, it could have really been an easily explained honest mistake. But, seeing as they live in the US, I'm sure the stigmas with nudity are strong and that the man doesn't flaunt his naked body to his daughter. I love how crazy out of control these comments get, though.
NarleeD 9
I agree 100%!
interesting33 37
I don't think it is that big a deal, I think some of these comments are pretty harsh. Yes it is not goof the Dad forgot and they should be aware that the daughter might be uncomfortable seeing him naked and respect that, but at night, when you think no one is around (he forgot they were in the living room) I think a quick dash to get water isn't so bad.
CrazedSanity 17
That's nasty, no matter the sleepover. What if your daughter had been up to get some water or use the bathroom? Get a damn robe.
Luzeamus_fml 7
Everybody just assume it's a man but there is nothing anywhere about that. You choose to see evil in that because you want to. If it's the first sleepover of the girl or just unusual I don't think you can be blame for being sleepy in the middle of the night. The fact that this person was naked in his house is nobody's business. Until proven guilty it was a genuine mistake.
tigeresscrazy 12
I agree with you when growing up my sister and would have to share the bathroom with our mom in the morning on school days so for me an my sister it wasn't a big deal to see our mom naked